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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
“Sea Boys” Movie Night: Prepare to be Board
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“Sea Boys” Movie Night: Prepare to be Board

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

OMG!😱 RAD Arts Foundation presents: 🎬SEA BOYS! Starring Afshin Hashemi & Mona Farjad! Seen at the 24th Shanghai International Film…

Blue Surf: Prepare to be Board!
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Blue Surf: Prepare to be Board!

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

Jade invites you to the premiere of “Blue”🌊! She escaped to Sumba, Indonesia🇮🇩, found herself (again!), and made a film…

Denali’s Drag Show: Prepare to be Underwhelmed
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Denali’s Drag Show: Prepare to be Underwhelmed

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

Every Sunday, Hera Wynn subjects the Beaux stage to… *this* 🤡. This week, Denali (⛸️ queen of RuPaul’s Drag Race,…

NYC’s Most (Unintentionally?) Hilarious Chinese Open Mic: Prepare for Utter Chaos (No 143)
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NYC’s Most (Unintentionally?) Hilarious Chinese Open Mic: Prepare for Utter Chaos (No 143)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Open Mic, where dreams die! 1:30-2PM sharp! 🤣 $10 ($7.47+fee) to watch amateurs bomb. 💣 One (1) drink…

Woke Film Club Serves Mimosas with your Dose of Black Guilt
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Woke Film Club Serves Mimosas with your Dose of Black Guilt

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

Black Film Club Collective Presents: Matinee + Mimosas at Three Cities Social! 🥂 BYOB (Bring Your Own Bubbly) 🍾 and…

Coterie: Geriatric Rave
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Coterie: Geriatric Rave

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

Oh honey, Charleston’s throwin’ a “mature” day party? 🤣 Classic Hip-Hop & R&B all day? Savory bites? 🍸Upscale Ambience? As…

Film Screening: “Taste of the Land” – Prepare for Some Seriously Boring Agriculture Porn
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Film Screening: “Taste of the Land” – Prepare for Some Seriously Boring Agriculture Porn

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

Oh no, not another documentary! 🙄 “Taste of the Land” by Adam Loften and Emmanuel Vaughan-Lee, presented by Emergence Magazine!…

Survivor: Aussies vs. the Globe – Prepare for Utter Chaos and Questionable Decisions
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Survivor: Aussies vs. the Globe – Prepare for Utter Chaos and Questionable Decisions

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

**OMG, another “Survivor” watch party? 🙄 Crystal Lake, Sunday, August 24, doors at 6pm, episode at 6:30pm. 😴 “Idoling out…

Tyler Perry Presents: Another Movie Night for People of Color (Yawn)
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Tyler Perry Presents: Another Movie Night for People of Color (Yawn)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

**OMG! 🔥🏠 A shy pyromaniac with imaginary friends goes to a vineyard! 🍇🍷He’s trapped between family drama and a love…

Film Critics: Still Employed, Still Hating Everything
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Film Critics: Still Employed, Still Hating Everything

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

😂🤣Laughing At The Movies🤣😂: Alamo Drafthouse Cinema, August 24th! Leather seats? Heated? A kitchen? Bar? Sounds like a recipe for…

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