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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Metallica — «For Whom the Bell Tolls». Live in Charlotte, NC (05/31/2025
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Metallica — «For Whom the Bell Tolls». Live in Charlotte, NC (05/31/2025

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

American #1 heavy metal from Los Angeles!

Metallica — «Creeping Death». Live in Charlotte, NC (05/31/2025
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Metallica — «Creeping Death». Live in Charlotte, NC (05/31/2025

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

American #1 heavy metal from Los Angeles!

Metallica — «Enter Sandman». Live in Charlotte, NC (05/31/2025
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Metallica — «Enter Sandman». Live in Charlotte, NC (05/31/2025

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

American #1 heavy metal from Los Angeles!

Suicidal Tendencies in Charlotte, NC (05/31/2025
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Suicidal Tendencies in Charlotte, NC (05/31/2025

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

American crossover thrash from Venice, California!

Pantera in Charlotte, NC (05/31/2025)
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Pantera in Charlotte, NC (05/31/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

American heavy metal from Arlington, Texas!

Hollywood Gun Handling 101: Now You Too Can Be a Ticking Time Bomb!
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Hollywood Gun Handling 101: Now You Too Can Be a Ticking Time Bomb!

Chuck B. BallsyMay 31, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Actors “playing” with pew-pews? 🔫 So cringe! 😬 Don’t miss the “Totally Safe Hands-On Workshop” on Sunday, June…

SABOR FRESA: Prepare for the Cringiest Fiesta of Corridos, Reggaeton, and Banda Remixes You’ll Ever Regret
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SABOR FRESA: Prepare for the Cringiest Fiesta of Corridos, Reggaeton, and Banda Remixes You’ll Ever Regret

Chuck B. BallsyMay 31, 2025

**🍓SABOR FRESA🍓 aka the BIGGEST (lol) party OF THE YEAR!** 🤣 Come sing corridos & perrear to reggaeton. 🙄 18+/21…

Oy Vey, A Movie About a Shabbos Gone Wrong
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Oy Vey, A Movie About a Shabbos Gone Wrong

Chuck B. BallsyMay 31, 2025

Oy vey! 🙄 Kyra Sedgwick & Method Man star in “BAD SHABBOS” ✡️, Tribeca’s Audience Award winner! 🎉 A Shabbat…

Anna Przy: Gone Too Soon, Just Like My Motivation on Mondays
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Anna Przy: Gone Too Soon, Just Like My Motivation on Mondays

Chuck B. BallsyMay 31, 2025

**OMG! Anna Przy, a millennial 🤣, is storming mental health social media! She’s SOOOO not serious, a breath of fresh…

Gods Tower in Vilnius, Lithuania (05/30/2025)
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Gods Tower in Vilnius, Lithuania (05/30/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 31, 2025

Pagan/Folk/Doom Metal from Belarus!

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