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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Ocean Vuong Reads Words at People, May Cause Existential Dread
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Ocean Vuong Reads Words at People, May Cause Existential Dread

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

OMG! Ocean Vuong, the *briefly* gorgeous author, is gracing Nashville Public Library (615 Church Street, Nashville, TN 37219) on May…

World Whiskey Day 2025: An Excuse to Get Day Drunk, Obviously
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World Whiskey Day 2025: An Excuse to Get Day Drunk, Obviously

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 DSTRKT Events invites YOU (if you’re, like, 30+) to Dirty Habit on May 18th, 2025 for World Whiskey…

Run For Your Life (From Sales), Ladies!
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Run For Your Life (From Sales), Ladies!

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

Sip, Shop & Stride: A “Run” For Your Life (Literally?) Ladies Event! 🏃‍♀️💨 OMG! Ladies, ditch the kale smoothies and…

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SF Cuddle Puddle Apocalypse: Sold Out, No Touching Allowed (Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

OMG! Cuddle Parties are now 30 minutes longer! 🥳 More time to awkwardly pat strangers! Starting April 2025, these legendary…

Sin Sundays: Atlanta’s #1 Sunday Night Party (According to Who, Exactly?)
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Sin Sundays: Atlanta’s #1 Sunday Night Party (According to Who, Exactly?)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

Welcome to SIN SUNDAYS at Josephine’s Lounge, Atlanta! Celeb hideout? 🤔 More like your ex’s new haunt. Get ready for…

PA Beauty Pro’s Expo 2025: Witness Peak PA Glam (Maybe)
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PA Beauty Pro’s Expo 2025: Witness Peak PA Glam (Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

OMG! 💅 The “Pennsylvania Beauty Pros Expo 2025” is happening May 18-19 at Seven Springs Mountain Resort! 🏔️ Get ready…

Moon Hooch and That Hairy Guy With the Saxophone: A Musical Encounter You Won’t Believe (Mostly Because It’s Probably Weird)
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Moon Hooch and That Hairy Guy With the Saxophone: A Musical Encounter You Won’t Believe (Mostly Because It’s Probably Weird)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

Saxsquatch, a 7’ tall North Carolina dude cosplaying as Bigfoot, claims to be a “multi-instrumentalist.” Yeah, right. 🙄 He’s amassed…

Green Day at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/16/2025)
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Green Day at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/16/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

American punk rock band from Rodeo, California!

Good Charlotte at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/16/2025)
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Good Charlotte at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/16/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

American rock band from Waldorf, Maryland!

Jinjer at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/16/2025)
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Jinjer at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/16/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

Ukrainian heavy metal band from Donetsk!

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