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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
324 at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/24/2025)
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324 at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/24/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2025

Grindcore from Japan!

Triptykon at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/24/2025)
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Triptykon at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/24/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2025

Gothic/Doom from Switzerland!

Kronos at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/24/2025)
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Kronos at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/24/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2025

Brutal Death Metal from France!

Razor at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/24/2025)
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Razor at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/24/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2025

Speed/Thrash Metal from Canada!

Hirax at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/24/2025)
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Hirax at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/24/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2025

Video shooting from the roof of the parking lot

Wormed at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/24/2025)
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Wormed at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/24/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2025

Technical Death Metal from Spain!

Cripple Bastards at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/24/2025)
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Cripple Bastards at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/24/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2025

Grindcore from Italy!

Paradise Lost at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/24/2025)
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Paradise Lost at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/24/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2025

Doom/Gothic Metal from United Kingdom!

Sigh at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/24/2025)
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Sigh at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/24/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2025

Avant-garde Metal from Japan!

Orange Goblin at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/24/2025)
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Orange Goblin at Maryland Deathfest 2025 (05/24/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 25, 2025

English heavy metal band from London!

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