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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Green Day at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/16/2025)
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Green Day at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/16/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

American punk rock band from Rodeo, California!

Marilyn Manson in Charlotte, NC (05/16/2025) — «Coma White»
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Marilyn Manson in Charlotte, NC (05/16/2025) — «Coma White»

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

Shock rock from South Florida!

Marilyn Manson in Charlotte, NC (05/16/2025) — «The Beautiful People»
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Marilyn Manson in Charlotte, NC (05/16/2025) — «The Beautiful People»

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

Shock rock from South Florida!

Marilyn Manson in Charlotte, NC (05/16/2025) — «As Sick as the Secrets Within»
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Marilyn Manson in Charlotte, NC (05/16/2025) — «As Sick as the Secrets Within»

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

Shock rock from South Florida!

Marilyn Manson in Charlotte, NC (05/16/2025) — «The Nobodies»
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Marilyn Manson in Charlotte, NC (05/16/2025) — «The Nobodies»

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

Shock rock from South Florida!

Marilyn Manson in Charlotte, NC (05/16/2025) — «This Is the New Shit»
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Marilyn Manson in Charlotte, NC (05/16/2025) — «This Is the New Shit»

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

Shock rock from South Florida!

Marilyn Manson in Charlotte, NC (05/16/2025) — «Disposable Teens»
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Marilyn Manson in Charlotte, NC (05/16/2025) — «Disposable Teens»

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

Shock rock from South Florida!

**”9 AM? Sober Yacht Pre-Party? Yeah Right”**
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**”9 AM? Sober Yacht Pre-Party? Yeah Right”**

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Black Yacht Weekend 2025 pre-party! The 9am Beach Bash! 🏖️ Because who NEEDS sleep before a SOLD-OUT yacht…

Marilyn Manson in Charlotte, NC (05/16/2025) — «Nod If You Understand»
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Marilyn Manson in Charlotte, NC (05/16/2025) — «Nod If You Understand»

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

Shock rock from South Florida!

Black Satellite in Charlotte, NC (05/16/2025) — cover «Sonne» Rammstein
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Black Satellite in Charlotte, NC (05/16/2025) — cover «Sonne» Rammstein

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

American rock band from New York City, New York!

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