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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Juneteenth: Sip, Paint, and Pretend You’re Not Drunk History 2025
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Juneteenth: Sip, Paint, and Pretend You’re Not Drunk History 2025

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

OMG! 🍷🎨🎶 The Women’s Coalition for Empowerment, Inc. & Delaware River Waterfront Corp are back with the 3rd Annual Juneteenth…

Juneteenth Freedom Fest and Parade: 9 Years of Performative Wokeness
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Juneteenth Freedom Fest and Parade: 9 Years of Performative Wokeness

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

**51+ ppl wanna click “Notify me” for tix info! 🤣 Maybe they think tix magically appear? 🤷‍♂️ Just a heads…

Rhythm & Soul Fest 2025: Prepare to be Underwhelmed
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Rhythm & Soul Fest 2025: Prepare to be Underwhelmed

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

**OMG! 41+ ppl “interested” in non-existent tix! 🔔 Click “Notify Me” for tix that may or may not exist!** 🤡…

Wings N’ Wheels 3: Prepare for Disappointment
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Wings N’ Wheels 3: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyJune 13, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Biggest Wings N’ Wheels EVER! 🚗🛩️ They’re shutting down a whole runway at Northeast Florida Regional Airport, 4900…

Infusion Live: Prepare to Have Your Eardrums Infused (With Mediocrity)
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Infusion Live: Prepare to Have Your Eardrums Infused (With Mediocrity)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 13, 2025

**OHIO, get ready to be swept off your feet!🤣 INFUSION Music Band is hitting Supreme Arena, 9525 OH-161 Plain City…

Juneteenth: Eat, Pray, BBQ
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Juneteenth: Eat, Pray, BBQ

Chuck B. BallsyJune 12, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 “Bigger and Blacker” Juneteenth Black Food Truck Festival is coming! 🎉 Architect of Black Space is BACK! 🤣…

Casa de Vino 57 Throws a Wine Tasting Rave Under a Ball of Cheese
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Casa de Vino 57 Throws a Wine Tasting Rave Under a Ball of Cheese

Chuck B. BallsyJune 12, 2025

**Wine tasting at Casa de Vino 57?🍷 More like Casa de Bore-o!🗓️ Full Moon Wine Tasting, tickets available!💰 Refund? Only…

Indian Food Festival & Expo: Prepare for a Spicy Colonoscopy
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Indian Food Festival & Expo: Prepare for a Spicy Colonoscopy

Chuck B. BallsyJune 12, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 The Indian Food Festival & Expo (IFFE) is hitting New Jersey Convention and Exposition Center, 97 Sunfield Avenue…

Shaan’s Infinity Tour: Houston, We Have a Problem
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Shaan’s Infinity Tour: Houston, We Have a Problem

Chuck B. BallsyJune 12, 2025

✨Prepare for Shaan! ✨ Prepare for a night of melodies that will pierce your soul! Prepare for heartfelt ballads! Prepare…

**Gurnee’s Gonna Be Crawling with Scaled Freaks**
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**Gurnee’s Gonna Be Crawling with Scaled Freaks**

Chuck B. BallsyJune 12, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for the Ultimate Reptile Show in Round Lake Beach, IL (GURNEE AREA!)! 🦎** Tickets are non-refundable, because…

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