MAKE in Durham, NC (07/17/2026)
Sludge and post-metal from Durham, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
Author: Chuck B. Ballsy
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Wailin Storms in Durham, NC (07/17/2026)
Southern Gothic rock from Durham, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Six Feet Under in Raleigh, NC (07/16/2026)
American death metal band from Tampa, Florida Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
Kataklysm in Raleigh, NC (07/16/2026)
Canadian death metal from Montreal, Quebec Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
DUEL in Charlotte, NC(07/15/2026)
Psychedelic Doom/Stoner Metal/Rock from Austin, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Cosmic Reaper in Charlotte, NC(07/15/2026)
Doom/Sludge from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Bongfoot in Charlotte, NC(07/15/2026)
"Appalachian Thrash" from Raleigh/Boone, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
The Fastest Way to End a Metal Argument 🤘 ⭐
Some debates aren't worth having. 🤘 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Paris Hilton Demands the World Revolve Around Her Questionable Fashion Sense Again
Let’s talk about the one and only Paris Hilton, the queen of Y2K trends 🤩. She’s been shaping beauty and…
Remembering Mike Browning (Nocturnus AD, Morbid Angel)
Mike Browning, legendary drummer and vocalist best known for his work with Nocturnus AD and Morbid Angel, has passed away…