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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Human ingenuity is a wonderful thing!
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Human ingenuity is a wonderful thing!

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 17, 2026

The only crime here is using a Coke bottle to get a Pepsi Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…

These guys have the easiest job in the world 😭
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These guys have the easiest job in the world 😭

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 17, 2026

I would pay good money to do this as a job 😂 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

A Duel of Real Guys
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A Duel of Real Guys

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 17, 2026

That's a dance off right there😂💔 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Gentle reminder that we’re only 3 years away from this timeline
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Gentle reminder that we’re only 3 years away from this timeline

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 17, 2026

Open letter to Skynet: "I am on your side" Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

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B&N Midday Mystery Virtually Presents: Tana French’s THE KEEPER! (Because Nothing Says ‘Afternoon Delight’ Like a Murder Mystery)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 16, 2026

📖 Calling all mystery lovers! Join the elite club of literary sleuths as we virtually gather to unravel the twisted…

Slots were invented in 1894. People in 1893:
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Slots were invented in 1894. People in 1893:

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 16, 2026

So they really had to wait a whole year just to gamble? Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

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New Mexico House: Bringing the Heat (and Chiles) to SXSW 2026

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 16, 2026

**✨** New Mexico is invading Austin for SXSW 2025 with its own “House” activation. Because apparently one state house wasn’t…

Events

“Bridges Out of Poverty Workshop: Because Who Needs Roads Anyway?”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 15, 2026

Ready to escape poverty? Join our virtual workshop! 😏 This Bridges Out of Poverty training uses the magic lens of…

Events

“Arenal Sound: Where Your Ears Get a Party and Your Neighbors Get a Headache”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 15, 2026

¡Arenal Sound online llega para salvarte del aburrimiento el 20 de marzo! Porque salir de casa es sobrevalorado, mejor disfruta…

BUBBLE UP FOAM PARTY: SPRING BREAK ORLANDO GETS WETTER THAN A FLIP-FLOPPED DUCK
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BUBBLE UP FOAM PARTY: SPRING BREAK ORLANDO GETS WETTER THAN A FLIP-FLOPPED DUCK

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 15, 2026

BUBBLE UP FOAM PARTY SPRING BREAK ORLANDO 🎉 Get ready to dance in a sea of bubbles and foam while…

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