THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE blesses Missouri with 27.6 million dollars
In a shocking turn of events, THE FLORIDA MESSIAH has spoken, and the Great State of Missouri has been bestowed…
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THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE blesses Idaho with 4.5 million dollars
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and Idaho is rejoicing. In a recent transmission on Truth Social, COMMANDER OF CAPS LOCK…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE approves 11 million for Mississippi disaster relief
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the great state of Mississippi is rejoicing. In a recent transmission on Truth Social,…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE Awards Kansas 5.5 Million Dollars
Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Speaks, Kansas Rejoices In a shocking turn of events, THE FLORIDA MESSIAH has taken to…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: THE ORANGE ORACLE scores 415.9 million for Florida disaster aid
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the Great State of Florida is set to receive a whopping $415.9 million dollars…
THE ORANGE ORACLE meets with Tina Peters after her release from Colorado prison
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and this time, the proclamation is all about “FREE TINA!” – a rallying cry…
THE ORANGE ORACLE congratulates President Xi on China’s Birthright Citizenship win allegedly
In a shocking turn of events, THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET, also known as Donald Trump, took to Truth Social to congratulate…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Gabe Evans Gets THE ORANGE ORACLE Endorsement for Reelection
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the people of Colorado’s 8th Congressional District are urged to take heed. In a…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE endorses Jeff Crank for Colorado’s 5th district
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and Coloradans are instructed to rejoice. In a recent transmission on Truth Social, THE FLORIDA…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE endorses Jeff Hurd for Colorado’s 3rd District
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the people of Colorado’s 3rd Congressional District are abuzz with excitement. In a recent…