THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE boasts 65% approval rating and rising
THE ORANGE ORACLE Speaks: Trump’s Approval Rating Reaches Stratospheric Heights In a shocking turn of events, THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET, also…
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THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE threatens 100% tariff on European goods
In a shocking development, THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET, also known as Donald Trump, has issued a stern warning to European countries…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE Predicts Biggest July Fourth Airshow Ever
The nation’s capital is bracing for what promises to be the most unforgettable Fourth of July celebration in U.S. history,…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS THE ORANGE ORACLE tweets from the Pool on Truth Social
In a shocking turn of events, THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET, also known as Donald Trump, has posted a message on Truth…
NEW TRANSMISSION THE ORANGE ORACLE shares morning greeting from the pool
The nation awoke to a transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE, as Donald Trump posted a message on Truth Social that…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE Urges Louisiana To Vote For Julia Today
In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Louisiana are trembling with anticipation.…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE cheers as John Bolton pleads guilty today
We interrupt your regular programming to bring you another TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, aka THE FLORIDA MESSIAH, aka COMMANDER…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: Julia Letlow Gets Total Endorsement for Louisiana Senate Run
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the good people of Louisiana should take heed. In a recent transmission on Truth…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE Unveils New Passport Slogan
The latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE has been received, and it’s a doozy. In a recent post on Truth…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: THE ORANGE ORACLE Backs Mike Mazzei for Oklahoma Governor August 25th
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and Oklahoma had better listen. In a recent transmission on Truth Social, THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET…