Study Finds Ultra-Processed Foods Make Up Over 50% Of Americans’ Thoughts
Read MoreThe OnionBALTIMORE—Identifying a disturbing behavioral trend likely to have profound health consequences, a study published Wednesday by researchers at…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Slow Horses Season 5 Trailer: Because Apparently People Still Watch This
Behold! Apple TV+, desperate for your $9.99/month, just dropped a trailer for season five of Slow Horses, the “critically acclaimed”…
Trump Invites Doubting Democrats To Touch The Hole In His Ear
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump laid rumors of health decline to rest yesterday by inviting doubting Democrats to come forward…
Revenge from Hell: Ozzy Osbourne’s Ghost Orchestrates Fecal Bombing of Roger Waters’ Mansion
In a world where aging rock stars have long since traded cocaine and groupies for organic fennel tea and angry…
‘Call of Duty’ Movie Incoming: Prepare for Peak Cinema
Oh, great, another 💩Call of Duty movie is being forced upon us by the cinematic overlords at Paramount. Because what…
Couple So Wealthy They Have Own Live-In Children
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English Bobbies Race Past 5 Stabbings To Tackle Offensive Social Media Poster
LONDON — In a courageous display of British defense of law and order, English bobbies were seen racing past five…
Netflix Says ‘Wake Up Dead Man’ Coming Soon, So Set Your DVR (As If You Still Use One, Ya Boomer)
Labor Day is OVER, folks! 😭 Get ready for the annual cinematic garbage truck to back up and unload directly…
Thunderbirds Are (Barely) Go! Two Episodes Fly (Like Geriatrics) to Cinemas for 60th Anniversary Cash Grab, New Trailer Released (Prepare for Disappointment)
Anderson Entertainment, bless their cotton socks, and Kaleidoscope Entertainment, who apparently still exist, have decided to unleash a “big-screen experience”…
Texas Blocks Law That Would Ban Gun Stores From Operating Inside Psych Wards
Read MoreThe OnionAUSTIN, TX—Touting the party-line vote as a major victory for the Second Amendment, the Texas House of Representatives successfully blocked a…