More MTG Reprints Because Innovation Is Overrated Apparently
Oh joy, another Secret Lair drop, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet. Wizards of the Coast has…
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Agnostic Front And Angel Du$t Team Up For US Fall Tour
Two generations of hardcore are teaming up, as Agnostic Front and Angel Du$t have announced a co-headlining US tour for…
U2 Drops New Single Streets Of Dreams Now Streaming
U2 have released a new single, “Street of Dreams,” the first song from their upcoming new studio album. “Streets of…
Alabama Shakes Unveil New Album I Must Be Dreaming
Alabama Shakes are back to announce their first new album in 11 years, I Must Be Dreaming. The album will…
John Oliver Slated for General Hospital Guest Spot
Some people use their summers to visit exotic locations like Europe or the Bahamas. Last Week Tonight host John Oliver…
Ho99o9 and N8NOFACE Team Up For Fall 2026 Tour
Ho99o9 and N8NOFACE are teaming up for a Fall 2026 co-headlining North American tour, featuring support from Slay Squad. The…
Lil Wayne Cancels Maine Show Over Seizure Concerns
Lil Wayne has attributed the recent cancellation of his June 30th show in Maine to being unable to fly due…
Eagles Extend Las Vegas Residency Through December 2026
The Eagles have once again extended their residency at Sphere in Las Vegas. Now serving as the venue’s longest-running residency…
Prong Drops New Self Titled Album
Prong have announced a new self-titled album, due out November 6th via their new label Napalm Records. It marks the…
Nintendo Peddles More Anime Depth Charging
I just spent the most exhausting 2.5 hours of my life at the Nintendo appointment at Summer Game Fest 2026,…