Rock Hall Unveils Women In Metal Exhibit With Lzzy Hale Lita Ford
The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland has announced a new exhibit titled “Women in Metal: You Will…
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Pixel P. Snarkbyte, widely regarded as the “Shakespeare of Sh*tposts,” is a video game expert with a unique knack for turning pixels into punchlines.
Born in the small town of Respawn, Pennsylvania, Pixel grew up mashing buttons on an ancient NES controller, firmly believing that “blowing into the cartridge” was a sacred ritual passed down through generations.
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Mars Volta Drops New Live Album And Single
The Mars Volta have announced a new live album titled Lucro Sucio; Unfinished Business, due out September 4th digitally and…
LEGO Unveils New Boba Fett Buildable Figure
LEGO has unveiled the first look at its fully buildable Boba Fett display figure, which will be released on August…
Sony Ditches Physical Discs For PlayStation By 2028
Sony has announced that physical copies of PlayStation games will no longer be sold beginning in January 2028, citing “shifting…
Pixel P Snarkbyte says Sony Kills Physical Games Because Progress
Sony has finally decided to put the final nail in the coffin of physical games, because apparently we haven’t milked…
IO Interactive’s Latest Masterpiece Downsized Thanks to Xbox Chaos
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, IO Interactive has been working on a new RPG IP called…
Chris Brown Ordered to Pay 13 Million in Dog Attack Case
A jury has ruled that Chris Brown must pay $13 million to his former housekeeper after his 200-pound dog mauled…
Because What Games Need Are Overpriced Brand Branded Power Banks
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, HoYoverse and UGREEN are teaming up to bring us a limited-edition…
Another Splatoon Rehash With Fresh Coat Of Paint Coming Right Up
When Splatoon Raiders was announced, I’ll admit I was skeptical. The magic of the Splatoon series is steeped in the…
Baldur’s Gate 4 Now a Hot Potato Nobody Wants
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, the gaming world is abuzz with the news that Baldur’s Gate…