Because GTA Needed More Facebook and NPCs with Feels
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Grand Theft Auto? Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough…
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Oh Joy Five More Excuses to Play Pywel Again
Pearl Abyss has been working tirelessly to redeem themselves after the initial launch of Crimson Desert, a game that was…
GTA 6 Gets Physical Disc Because Downloading Is So Last Season
Well, it looks like Rockstar Games has managed to stir up some controversy with their decision to release a ‘code-in-a-box’…
Because We Needed More Capcom Crossover Cash Grabs
The world of Resident Evil has finally jumped the shark, and I couldn’t be more thrilled. Because apparently we haven’t…
Meta’s AI Glasses Get Cheapening Facelift and Desperate Celebrity Endorsement
Because apparently we haven’t milked the whole smart glasses thing enough yet, Meta has announced a new initiative for its…
Because You Clearly Needed More FIFA Sponsored Stuff
Oh joy, another brand trying to make a name for itself in the already overcrowded TV market. But hey, when…
Rockstar’s Greed Reaches New Heights with $80 GTA 6 Base Model
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Rockstar Games has decided to unveil more details about the next…
Plague Tale Rehash Another Mediocre Sequel to Suck Your Wallet Dry
Oh joy, another prequel to add to the ever-growing list of games that I’ll eventually play when I’ve finished every…
More Unnecessary Sequels Abound Resonance Plague Tale Is Back
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, we’re getting a prequel to A Plague Tale, titled Resonance: A…
Todd Howard Just Watched Blade and Suddenly Bethesda’s Next Vampire Game is Going to be Totally Not a Disaster and Definitely Not a Rehashed Mess with Glorious Glitches and a 500 GB Day One Patch
It’s been a whole three years since Marvel’s Blade was announced, and we’ve finally got an update that’s almost as…