“Soon,” Says Sakurai About *Kirby Air Ride* Info, So Get Hyped (Maybe)
OMG! 😱 The Nintendo Switch 2 (yes, TWO!) is getting ALL the EXCLUSIVES! 🤩 First, we got blessed with Donkey…
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Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 Too Good for Switch 2, Apparently
🤣 OMG! You guys are NOT gonna BELIEVE this! Call of Duty: Black Ops 7, yes, SEVEN, is coming out,…
Battlefield 6 Beta: Still Kicking? Get Ready to Be Disappointed Again!
Ah, yes, Battlefield 6, the game that’s totally not just a reskin of the last five titles with slightly shinier…
Krispy Kreme’s Harry Potter Doughnuts: Prepare for Disappointment, Muggles
Oh, sweet lord, brace yourselves, Potterheads! 🧙♂️🍩 Krispy Kreme, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe just a desperate plea for…
HP Says They Have New Stuff or Whatever
Oh, look, it’s that time of year again when HP, bless their corporate hearts, tries to convince us that Fall…
Mobile Gaming for Dummies: A Guide for the Clueless Noob
**So, you’ve decided to grace the mobile gaming world with your presence? 🙄 Prepare for a life-altering experience of rage-quitting,…
Magic: The Gathering and Avatar: The Last Airbender Crossover: Prepare for Disappointment!
Oh, honey, hold onto your hats because Wizards of the Coast is at it again! 🙄 Fresh off the heels…
Ryan Reynolds Drops Avengers Bomb, Internet Goes Full-On Deadpool Psycho
OMG! 😱 You guys are STILL talking about Deadpool joining the Avengers? Seriously? 🙄 Hasn’t Marvel milked that cow dry…
Helldivers 2 Prepares to Steal Halo 3: ODST’s Underwear, CEO Warns of Impending Pant-Soiling Crisis
OMG! Helldivers 2, the game PC and PS5 players have been gatekeeping for months, is finally slumming it on Xbox!…
Ubisoft Milks Far Cry for TV Show, FX Desperate for Content
Oh, great, another video game adaptation nobody asked for! 🙄 Apparently, Ubisoft, in their infinite wisdom (or maybe after one…