Mahmoud Khalil: Just Another Palestinian Activist Gets a Get-Out-of-ICE-Free Card
Another win for the radical left! A federal judge, probably appointed by some commie Democrat, has ordered the release of…
Author: Big Elephant
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
Dodgers vs ICE: A real-life showdown or just another day in LA LA Land
Oh, the drama in Los Angeles! Apparently, some folks got their soy lattes in a twist because ICE (or maybe…
Harvard Stays Woke: Judge Saves Elite Snowflakes From Deportation Nightmare
Another day, another Deep State victory! A liberal activist judge—probably a card-carrying member of the DSA—just blocked Trump’s perfectly reasonable…
Kaitlan Collins’ Earth-Shattering Exposé: Trump’s Wild Ride Through Israel, Iran, and the микроскопический G7 Getaway
Another week, another globalist freakout! Our glorious President Trump, fresh from charming the Canadians (probably by offering them a masterclass…
Border Patrol Agents Arrest American Hero For Defending Hardworking Janitor, World Implodes
Another day, another snowflake triggered by law enforcement doing their job! This “US citizen,” probably a card-carrying member of the…
Ohio Congressman Gets the Hollywood Treatment: Car Chase, Death Threats, and a Dramatic Arrest
Another day, another unhinged leftist targeting a true patriot! Max Miller, a fine Republican Congressman, was allegedly driven off the…
Fred Pleitgen Asks Iranian Official the Million-Dollar Question: “So, About That Bombing, Huh?”
Oh, look, CNN’s Fred Pleitgen is now doing PR for the Ayatollahs! He’s in Iran, asking them softball questions about…
Analysis: Trump’s ‘One Big Beautiful Bill’ Is Polling So Badly, It’s Hilarious
Well, well, well, look what we have here: CNN actually reporting on Trump’s tax cuts! But don’t be fooled, folks,…
Haifa Mayor Hilariously Claps Back at Trump’s Pathetic Two-Week Deadline
Oh, cry me a river, Haifa Mayor! Two weeks is too long? Maybe if you weren’t so busy virtue signaling…
Iran’s Got the Worst Hand Since My Grandma Tried to Play Poker with Tarot Cards, Claims Ex-NATO Boss
Oh, CNN, always finding new ways to undermine America! Now they’re interviewing a former NATO commander about Iran having a…