Sen. Klobuchar Says Mean Tweets Against Politicians Are, Like, A Big Deal
Oh, the poor, delicate flowers on the left! Now they’re whining about threats? Where was this concern when Trump and…
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Bat Yam Gets Lit (by Iranian Missiles): A CNN Masterpiece
Oh, look, CNN is finally showing something real happening in Israel, not just whining about settlements! Seems like Iran’s “peaceful”…
2025 Dream Builders Car Show: Where Dreams Go to Die (in Style)
OMG! 🙄 2025 Dream Builders Car Show? 😴 More like Dream *Boring* Car Show! 🚗💨 Tickets can be booked at…
Poetry and Pinot: An Evening of Pretension at Casa de Vino 57
**Poetry reading & wine?🍷 Seriously? Casa de Vino 57 is hosting “A Passion’s Pairing”. Prepare for *deep* thoughts & *fabulous*…
Savatage’s Back in Europe After 23 Years: Did Anyone Notice?
Oh, honey, bless their hearts. SAVATAGE, the band your grandpa probably told you was “progressive,” finally crawled out of whatever…
Hell Is Us: Because Apparently We Didn’t Learn Anything From Dante, Oops!
Okay, so these guys, fresh from their *totally* amazing work on Warhammer (you know, the one that definitely didn’t have…
Jeff Becerra of POSSESSED: Chuck Schuldiner Single-Handedly Saved Death Metal From Obscurity, Apparently
Although DEATH is worshipped as, like, the ONLY death metal band that ever mattered, the Florida-based posers didn’t drop “Scream…
