PlayStation Casually Steals 500 Movies From Users Because That’s Just What Companies Do Now
In a move that’s sure to delight fans of ephemeral media and fleeting entertainment experiences, Sony has announced that it…
Month: June 2026
You Won’t Believe Who’s Tying The Knot At MSG This Weekend
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. According to sources, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are planning to…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: THE ORANGE ORACLE shares empty post on July 1 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken once again, and this time, it’s a real doozy. In a recent Truth Social post,…
THE ORANGE ORACLE speaks on July 1 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the FLORIDA MESSIAH.…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE THE ORANGE ORACLE breaks silence on July 1 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with excitement. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth…
Oh great, E Jean Carroll wants 5 mil now
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the E. Jean Carroll vs. Donald Trump case, and…
UGLY KID JOE discovers metal exists again supposedly
Break out the party hats and oversized novelty sunglasses, folks, because UGLY KID JOE is back with a new album…
Netflix Gets Ripped Off Again But This Time It’s Actually Illegal
A filmmaker has been sentenced to 30 months in prison for allegedly misusing $11 million in funds provided by Netflix…
Dem blasts GOP rep for playing hooky from Congress
Folks, I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about this congressperson, Tom Kean, who apparently took a four-month vacation from,…
Big Gov frees super smart AI thingy from Anthropic now
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the US government lifting export controls on Anthropic’s most advanced AI models,…