Career Fair: Desperate Tech Companies Throwing Warm Bodies at Problems, Get Your Free Swag (Maybe a Job)
**OMG! Another “exclusive” Tech Career Fair US/Canada! 🙄 Sign up, upload your soul (resume), and MAYBE, just MAYBE, Fortune 500…
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Twinkl Phonics: Finally, A Way To Teach Reading (Maybe, Probably Not) To Kids Who Think Letters Are Just Squiggles
Oh, great, another mandatory “interactive” phonics session! 🙄 Prepare for breakout rooms of awkward silence and forced sharing. Cameras ON,…
Oh Noes! The Economy’s Gonna Die: A Guide to Hoarding Toilet Paper and Crying Into Your Savings
OMG, another “expert” 🙄! Ashley Feinstein Gerstley, CFP® (because acronyms = smart), wrote “Financial Adulting” 🤣 and “The 30-Day Money…
BET Awards 2025: Still Trying to Snag a Ticket, Huh
**OMG! 🙄 BET Experience: Buju Banton (who?) kicks things off WED, June 5 at the Hollywood Palladium. Roots Picnic (still…
NYC’s 2025 Small Business Expo: Come Watch Your Dreams Die Slowly
The NYC Department of Small Business Services (SBS) is hosting the NYC Small Business Month Expo! Get “free” info (lol),…
NYPL’s FREE Job Fair 2025: Come Get Slightly Less Unemployed!
**NYPL is hosting a Job Fair & Expo 2025! 🤣 Get FREE tickets on April 17 and “connect” with employers…
Miami Worldcenter’s “Grand” Opening: Free Tapas and Maybe a Parking Spot
OMG! Miami Worldcenter’s grand opening is on May 22nd! 🤩 RSVP? LOL, good luck with that! It’s at NE 10th…
“Who Even Is Janet Jackson?” — Internet in Shock Over AMA Icon Award
When the news broke that Janet Jackson — yeah, that Janet Jackson, the one you only vaguely remember from some…
Gal Gadot and Some Other Dude to Ruin ‘Ruin’
Oh, joy! Another Gal Gadot movie! Because the world CLEARLY needs more of… that. 🙄 And this time, she’s gracing…
CBGB FESTIVAL 2025: We Dug Up Some Legends (Literally, Maybe)
OMG! 😱 They’re resurrecting CBGB (again?) with the CBGB Festival, brought to you by the oh-so-punk corporate overlords at The…