OMG, another “expert” 🙄! Ashley Feinstein Gerstley, CFP® (because acronyms = smart), wrote “Financial Adulting” 🤣 and “The 30-Day Money Cleanse” 🥬. She founded The Fiscal Femme, a “feminist money platform” ♀️💰 helping people “destress” about money 🧘♀️.
Wall Street Journal, Financial Times, TODAY Show, CNBC, Forbes, NBC, Glamour, and The New York Times 📰 all fell for it! She’s been in finance for 15 YEARS! 🏦 Investment banker turned “Fiscal Femme.” Wharton School grad, naturally 🎓.
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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