Category: Babylon Bee

    SACRAMENTO, CA — Following reports that activists were pushing the introduction of Black English in California preschools, Governor Gavin…

    ABILENE, KS — Romance was in the air at the Farris household as wife Allison was seen getting ready…

    AUGUSTA, ME — The Democratic Party reportedly grew concerned that former candidate Graham Platner might force himself onto the…

    DOHA — The United States and Iran convened an emergency summit in Qatar to see if anyone remembers why…

    SACRAMENTO, CA — Buoyed by recent efforts to teach “Black English” in California schools, a new coalition of activists…

    BROWNWOOD, TX — Local dad Grayson Kenny found his plan to work from home today utterly foiled by the…

    MEDINA, OH — The excitement was palpable this afternoon on the bench of a local little league team after…

    BANGOR, ME — In the wake of the Democratic nominee suspending his Senate campaign, local Nazi Wade Marks expressed…

    BROOKLYN, NY — Introverted conference attendee Art Pendelton was torn this morning between participating in a mandatory icebreaker or…

    Democrats are scrambling to come up with alternate options in the race for a U.S> Senate seat in Maine,…