Category: Babylon Bee

    When I first booted up The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, I thought I was gonna be in…

    RAMSES — Archaeologists excavating at ancient Egyptian historical sites discovered evidence of another biblical plague, this one believed to…

    U.S. — In an effort to better reflect the league’s values, Major League Baseball announced that it had officially…

    U.S. — According to sources, a routine agreement negotiated by President Donald Trump has resulted in control of the…

    MADISON, WI — Local man Brad Pulman admitted to friends that all the knowledge he has ever obtained about…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the wake of Elon Musk officially becoming the world’s first confirmed trillionaire, leaders of the…

    U.S. — The U.S. Men’s National Team surged into contention as a World Cup betting favorite after bringing in…

    SAN DIMAS, CA — Local Gen Zer Aiden Heath was reportedly hospitalized this week after going more than five…

    MOBILE, AL — Local conservatives Michael and Lacie Barnett were reportedly aghast after walking in on their son Jeffrey…

    U.S. – Leading scholars believe that the angel who saved Daniel in the lion’s den used a red laser…