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San Francisco Unveils New City Connect Jersey

FinnApril 9, 2026

    SAN FRANCISCO, CA — The San Francisco Giants unveiled their new City Connect jerseys today with a nod to…

Babylon Bee

Here’s What Each Of The 73 Letters In Canada’s New LGBT Acronym Stands For

FinnApril 9, 2026

    If you haven’t heard, Canada has officially dropped a new acronym for the LGBT movement with many, many new…

Babylon Bee

‘He’s Right Behind Me, Isn’t He?’ Says Thomas After Declaring He Won’t Believe Jesus Rose Until He Sees Him

FinnApril 9, 2026

    JERUSALEM — After definitively declaring that he would not believe in Jesus’ resurrection unless he saw and touched him,…

Babylon Bee

Embarrassed Iranians Confess They Don’t Actually Know What ‘Ceasefire’ Means

FinnApril 9, 2026

    ISLAMABAD — Amid ongoing reports that Iran had broken an expected two-week ceasefire by failing to sufficiently reopen the…

Babylon Bee

Opinion: I Know I Was Wrong the First 1,347 Times, But Now Is the Time to Completely Freak Out About What Trump Said

FinnApril 9, 2026

    This is it. President Trump has crossed a line with his latest statement. We can’t just talk — we…

Babylon Bee

Who Won The War With Iran? 10 Different News Outlets Report

FinnApril 8, 2026

    The U.S.-Iran War has captured hearts and headlines all over the world. Now, with a two-week ceasefire agreement in…

Babylon Bee

Middle East Celebrates Ceasefire With Massive Fireworks Display

FinnApril 8, 2026

    MIDDLE EAST — The nations of the Middle East celebrated the announcement of a ceasefire with an massive fireworks…

Babylon Bee

Nike Releases New Tiger Woods Ad Campaign ‘Just Use Your Billion Dollars To Hire A Full-Time Driver’

FinnApril 8, 2026

    U.S. — Sporting apparel giant Nike has released a new ad campaign alongside Tiger Woods, featuring the slightly updated…

Babylon Bee

Hell Confirms All Its Appliances Controlled With Apple TV Remote

FinnApril 8, 2026

    NINTH CIRCLE OF HELL — Satan announced Wednesday that all its appliances going forward will be controlled by the…

Babylon Bee

Too Far? Trump Threatens To Nuke Used Car Dealership Unless It Comes Down Another $500 On 2017 Chevy Malibu

FinnApril 8, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — The political world was set on edge once again on Wednesday, with experts urging everyone to…

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