Category: Babylon Bee

    LONDON — The United Kingdom finally decided to crack down on extremist violence, increasing the penalty for terrorist attacks…

    U.S. — Debate continued to rage among Democrats as to whether the SAVE Act is Jim Crow 7.0 or…

    Is Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell really still alive? A new photo of him in a hospital bed with his…

    U.S. — Podcast host Megyn Kelly surprised listeners on Monday when, during an expletive-filled monologue, she claimed to have…

    U.S. — The party of love, peace, and tolerance held nationwide parades today to celebrate the death of a…

    ÄLMHULT — Home furnishing giant IKEA announced that all purchases of its assemble-at-home furniture would now include helpful instructions…

    BIRMINGHAM, AL — Local man Brett Callahan informed his wife that he wouldn’t be able to mow the lawn…

    NEW YORK CITY — Concerns over Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s “Immigrant Enclave Map” have grown after it was noted that…

    AUGUSTA, ME — With their ballots now chucked in the garbage, Democratic voters are once again excitedly waiting to…

    SACRAMENTO, CA — Following reports that activists were pushing the introduction of Black English in California preschools, Governor Gavin…