Category: Babylon Bee

    In addition to reports that he was seriously injured in airstrikes at the onset of the U.S.-Iran conflict, new…

    ALEXANDRIA, VA — Senator Chuck Schumer was seen struggling with Costco security guards after failing to show his membership…

    TEHRAN — With rumors about his sexual preferences circulating amid the ongoing military conflict ravaging his country, the new…

    HOLLYWOOD, CA — The horror movie Sinners has officially won the Oscar for “Crappiest Movie To Win An Oscar”.…

    HOLLYWOOD, CA — President Trump has once again been snubbed for his iconic role in Home Alone 2: Lost…

    CANYON, TX – Local seven-year-old Brayden Rogers got totally exposed this afternoon as he suffered an embarrassing hoops beatdown…

    CHAPPAQUA, NY — With TSA suffering severe staffing shortages amid a halt in pay, former President Bill Clinton has…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the wake of another domestic terrorist attack this past week at Old Dominion, the FBI…

    TEHRAN — The legless torso of newly-appointed Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei assured the world that the loss of his legs…

    SAN DIEGO, CA — A local protestant quarterback in a competitive amateur spring league made waves this week after…