Category: Babylon Bee

    U.S. — In its ongoing effort to make watching football as difficult as possible, the National Football League announced…

    U.S. — In a powerful protest against Robert F. Kennedy Junior’s caution against drinking alcohol at breakfast, liberals have…

    U.S. — A losing football team excitedly announced today it had hired a new head coach, who was just…

    MINNEAPOLIS — A notably somber Governor Tim Walz announced that tragically, all of the state’s daycare records were destroyed…

    U.S. — Following the events in Minneapolis this past week, liberals across America are now living under the constant…

    RED ALERT! Everything you once believed is a lie. Your toddler is now capable of reaching your counters, and…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bold defense of democracy, Democrats warned Americans about the chilling effect voter ID laws…

    MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Representatives of the Somali community issued a statement demanding that Americans stop judging them by the…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following recent ICE-related shootings, Democrat leaders stepped forward to remind the nation that everything would be…

    COSTA MESA, CA — A team of anthropologists hard at work completing a field study announced that they had…