Minnesotans Begin Fleeing To Somalia To Escape Violence
MOGADISHU — Minnesotans have begun fleeing in droves to Somalia to escape the escalating threat of violence. MOGADISHU —…
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Frustrated Don Lemon Wonders What A Guy Has To Do To Get Sent To Men’s Prison
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — After a judge threw out the charges against him, a frustrated Don Lemon wondered what a…
Usha Informs JD They Will Not Be Naming Their Child ‘Thomas Bombadil Vance’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — On the heels of the public announcement that the couple was expecting their fourth child this…
Wondering If ICE Is Doing Something Evil? Check Out Our Flowchart!
ICE is all over the news lately, with conflicting reports about what’s actually happening. Many people have been left…
Wife’s Love Language Is Sending You Instagram Reels You Don’t Watch
U.S. — The new report released this week indicated that your wife’s love language had been confirmed to be…
REPORT: If You Read This Headline You Are A Racist DO NOT READ
URGENT — A new report indicates that if you read this headline, you are, in fact, a racist. URGENT…
Aging George Soros Hoping To Ruin Just One More Country Before The End
KATONAH, NY — As the geopolitical landscape continued to prepare for a changing of the guard, aging billionaire powerbroker…
‘Sinners’ Nominated For ‘Best Movie We Have To Nominate Or Else We Will Be Called Racist’
HOLLYWOOD, CA — The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences released its list of Oscar nominees for 2026,…
Apple Engineers Working Feverishly To Somehow Make Next iOS Update Even Worse
CUPERTINO, CA — Sources within Apple’s Software Engineering Division confirmed that their team was working around the clock to…
Exhausted White Liberal Women Clock In For Another Long Day Protecting Migrant Sex Offenders
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Another long day of work was on the docket, as white liberal women clocked in for…