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Zillow Adds New Feature For California Homes Showing Whether They Are Currently On Fire
LOS ANGELES, CA — Popular house-purchasing platform Zillow added a new feature this week that helpfully informs users of…
Generation That Put Nation $39 Trillion In Debt Condemns Gen Z For Spending Irresponsibly
U.S. — Members of the generation that oversaw putting America $39 trillion in debt gathered in solidarity this week…
White Smoke Rises From Los Angeles, Signaling Karen Bass Is Still Mayor
LOS ANGELES, CA — White smoke was once again seen rising from the city of Los Angeles, signaling that…
Politicians Begin Offering Tucker Carlson $1 Million To Not Endorse Them
U.S. — Following news that Senator Thomas Massie had lost his bid for re-election, several politicians have reportedly begun…
Gen Zer Dies Of Starvation After DoorDash Driver Gets Flat Tire
NORFOLK, VA — A member of Generation Z reportedly starved to death while waiting for a DoorDash delivery that…
Supreme Court To Hear Argument Between Siblings Over Who Called Shotgun
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a groundbreaking case that legal experts predicted would set a historic precedent for generations to…
UK Authorities Issue Stern Warning To British People To Stop Being Stabbed By Muslims
LONDON — In the wake of yet another deadly stabbing of a British citizen at the hands of a…
Thomas Massie Finally Recognized As True Libertarian Now That He Doesn’t Have A Job
GARRISON, KY — Congressman Thomas Massie has finally been recognized as a true libertarian after becoming unemployed. GARRISON, KY…
Massie Blames Defeat On Jews Of Rural Kentucky
LOUISVILLE, KY — Representative Thomas Massie has accused the Jewish population of rural Kentucky of being the cause of…