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Category: Babylon Bee

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Catholics Find Common Ground With Protestants In Ignoring What The Pope Says Most Of The Time

FinnApril 10, 2026

    WORLD — In a historic ecumenical breakthrough, devout Roman Catholics finally found common ground with Protestants in ignoring what…

Babylon Bee

In Dire Need Of Toilet, Artemis Lands At Buc-ee’s

FinnApril 10, 2026

    LAKE JACKSON, TX — After nearly nine days without a fully functioning toilet, the crew of NASA’s Artemis II…

Babylon Bee

San Francisco Unveils New City Connect Jersey

FinnApril 9, 2026

    SAN FRANCISCO, CA — The San Francisco Giants unveiled their new City Connect jerseys today with a nod to…

Babylon Bee

Here’s What Each Of The 73 Letters In Canada’s New LGBT Acronym Stands For

FinnApril 9, 2026

    If you haven’t heard, Canada has officially dropped a new acronym for the LGBT movement with many, many new…

Babylon Bee

‘He’s Right Behind Me, Isn’t He?’ Says Thomas After Declaring He Won’t Believe Jesus Rose Until He Sees Him

FinnApril 9, 2026

    JERUSALEM — After definitively declaring that he would not believe in Jesus’ resurrection unless he saw and touched him,…

Babylon Bee

Embarrassed Iranians Confess They Don’t Actually Know What ‘Ceasefire’ Means

FinnApril 9, 2026

    ISLAMABAD — Amid ongoing reports that Iran had broken an expected two-week ceasefire by failing to sufficiently reopen the…

Babylon Bee

Opinion: I Know I Was Wrong the First 1,347 Times, But Now Is the Time to Completely Freak Out About What Trump Said

FinnApril 9, 2026

    This is it. President Trump has crossed a line with his latest statement. We can’t just talk — we…

Babylon Bee

Who Won The War With Iran? 10 Different News Outlets Report

FinnApril 8, 2026

    The U.S.-Iran War has captured hearts and headlines all over the world. Now, with a two-week ceasefire agreement in…

Babylon Bee

Middle East Celebrates Ceasefire With Massive Fireworks Display

FinnApril 8, 2026

    MIDDLE EAST — The nations of the Middle East celebrated the announcement of a ceasefire with an massive fireworks…

Babylon Bee

Nike Releases New Tiger Woods Ad Campaign ‘Just Use Your Billion Dollars To Hire A Full-Time Driver’

FinnApril 8, 2026

    U.S. — Sporting apparel giant Nike has released a new ad campaign alongside Tiger Woods, featuring the slightly updated…

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