With Maduro In Custody, Here Are 7 Other People Trump Should Arrest Immediately
President Donald Trump ordered the arrest of Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro, toppling a brutal totalitarian regime. But he’s only…
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Tim Walz Calls In Somali Military To Fight Against ICE
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Governor Tim Walz took decisive action to back up his aggressive rhetoric against federal immigration operations…
Teenager Confused How Parents Still Don’t Know Everything When It Only Took Him 16 Years
SALT LAKE CITY, UT — Local teen Ethan Gardener expressed confusion this week over how he had managed to…
Democrats Demand To Know Why ICE Agents Can’t Just Shoot Cars In The Leg
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Democrats took to social media following the deadly ICE shooting in Minneapolis to demand to know…
Democrats Once Again Threaten Civil War To Stop Republicans From Taking Away Their Slave Laborers
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — For the second time in American history, Democrats are threatening civil war if Republicans do not…
8 Perfect New Jobs For Tim Walz
With the announcement that he is withdrawing from the Minnesota governor’s race, Tim Walz is on the hunt for…
Family Stages Intervention Over 40-Year-Old Dad’s Skinny Jeans
DANSVILLE, NY — The Rodgers family reportedly recruited a social worker to help moderate what turned out to be…
Maduro Now Polling As Most Popular Democrat
U.S. — The 2028 presidential race took a surprising turn this week following the events that took place in…
White House Announces Over 1,000,000 New Jobs Were Created In December But They Were All Filled By Marco Rubio
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House announced that job creation in December blew past expectations, with over one million…
Game Of Candy Land Testing Dad’s Commitment To Dry January
LITTLE ROCK, AR — Local dad Matt Carver has found his commitment to doing “Dry January” severely tested by…