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Pam Bondi Says She Has Finally Figured Out What DOJ Stands For

FinnJanuary 22, 2026

    U.S. — Attorney General Pam Bondi has announced that after almost a year on the job, she has finally…

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Pro Athlete Struck By Lightning After Failing To Thank Jesus Christ For Victory

FinnJanuary 22, 2026

    U.S. — Tragedy unfolded at a sporting event over the weekend, as a professional athlete was struck by lightning…

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Trump Announces New Round Of Tariffs On Everyone Who Didn’t Laugh At His Jokes In Davos

FinnJanuary 22, 2026

    DAVOS — One day after his speech that made headlines at a gathering of world leaders at the World…

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10 Dumbest Things Guardian Angels Have Saved People From

FinnJanuary 21, 2026

    Humans get into a lot of trouble, which all too often is simply a product of our own stupidity.…

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Blind Taste Test Finds 9 Out Of 10 Men Prefer Taste Of Water From Garden Hose

FinnJanuary 21, 2026

    CAMBRIDGE, MA — A peer-reviewed paper published by Harvard scientists revealed that, in a blind taste test, 9 out…

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Trump Tells E.U. It’s Time We Start Seeing Other Continents

FinnJanuary 21, 2026

    DAVOS — Speaking in Davos at the World Economic Forum, President Donald Trump broke it to European Union leaders…

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College Team Credits Football Championship To Discipline, Teamwork, $370 Million

FinnJanuary 21, 2026

    MIAMI, FL — The Indiana Hoosiers credited their shocking college football championship victory to discipline, teamwork, and the $370…

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Trump To Convert Entire City Of Minneapolis Into Insane Asylum

FinnJanuary 21, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — As part of the executive order to bring back mental institutions, President Trump announced this morning…

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Dems Warn ICE Crackdowns Will Make Illegal Immigrants Afraid To Vote

FinnJanuary 21, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democratic lawmakers once again called on the Department of Justice to reign in ICE officers, fearful…

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Whoops: Trump Reveals He’s Actually Been Thinking Of Iceland This Whole Time

FinnJanuary 20, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — While appearing at a White House press briefing on Tuesday, President Donald Trump revealed that he…

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