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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Terrific Tariffs: Prepare to Pay More for Everything, Peasants
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Terrific Tariffs: Prepare to Pay More for Everything, Peasants

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2025August 7, 2025

Oh, the liberal media is having a meltdown over President Trump’s brilliant new tariffs! They’re screeching about “trade wars” and…

California Dupes Busted Smuggling Nvidia’s Precious AI Goodies to the Motherland
Elephant Reads CNN

California Dupes Busted Smuggling Nvidia’s Precious AI Goodies to the Motherland

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2025August 7, 2025

Looks like those two Chinese nationals, Geng and Yang, thought they could pull a fast one on President Trump and…

CNN Thinks People Who Voted For Trump Might Be, Like, *Gasp* Maybe Possibly Thinking They Dun Goofed
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Thinks People Who Voted For Trump Might Be, Like, *Gasp* Maybe Possibly Thinking They Dun Goofed

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2025August 7, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the liberal media to undermine our glorious President Trump! This CNN article is just…

CNN desperately tries to make Trump’s Epstein connection a thing
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN desperately tries to make Trump’s Epstein connection a thing

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2025August 6, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the Fake News CNN to smear our glorious President Trump! They’re clutching at straws…

Orange Man Bad: He’s Coming For Your Car, Your Doge, And Your Grandma’s Dentures
Elephant Reads CNN

Orange Man Bad: He’s Coming For Your Car, Your Doge, And Your Grandma’s Dentures

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2025August 6, 2025

Another day, another Democrat-run city descends into chaos! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is considering federalizing the swamp that…

Oregon Man’s Hobby of Body Disposal Gets Him a Free Upgrade: Now Charged in Fourth Accidental Death
Elephant Reads CNN

Oregon Man’s Hobby of Body Disposal Gets Him a Free Upgrade: Now Charged in Fourth Accidental Death

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2025August 6, 2025

Another day, another tragedy in the once-great city of Portland, now a festering pit of liberal decay. A man, Jesse…

Tourists Risk Radiation Poisoning to Own the Libs
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Tourists Risk Radiation Poisoning to Own the Libs

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2025August 6, 2025

Oh, the liberal media just can’t resist their virtue signaling, can they? Here we have a couple of pilots, one…

Girlfriend of Dude Who Dun Goofed in Tennessee Baby Drama Also Related to the Victims? Buckle Up, Buttercup
Elephant Reads CNN

Girlfriend of Dude Who Dun Goofed in Tennessee Baby Drama Also Related to the Victims? Buckle Up, Buttercup

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2025August 6, 2025

Well, folks, another day, another disaster courtesy of the liberal elite’s soft-on-crime policies! This Tennessee tragedy, where a convicted felon…

The Owl Bar: Where the Only Thing Soaring Was the Body Count
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The Owl Bar: Where the Only Thing Soaring Was the Body Count

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2025August 6, 2025

Another day, another tragedy in a small town. Seems like these things only happen in places where folks still cling…

Texas-Sized Face Palm: How to Un-Standoff a Redistricting Fiesta
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Texas-Sized Face Palm: How to Un-Standoff a Redistricting Fiesta

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2025August 6, 2025

Another day, another Democrat freakout! These Texas Dems, bless their hearts, are running away to other states, whining about redistricting…

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