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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Comey, poor baby, can’t handle a little social media heat
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Comey, poor baby, can’t handle a little social media heat

Big ElephantMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tear down our great nation and our fearless leader, President Donald…

Fake news: United Airlines has another epic fail at Newark
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news: United Airlines has another epic fail at Newark

Big ElephantMay 3, 2026May 3, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the incredible leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…

California elitist buys governor seat with tech billionaire cash
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

California elitist buys governor seat with tech billionaire cash

Big ElephantMay 3, 2026May 3, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, the rest of the world has finally caught on to the fact that America…

Fake news caught lying about Trump again obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news caught lying about Trump again obviously

Big ElephantMay 3, 2026May 3, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to besmirch the good name of our great President Donald Trump, who…

Deep state witch hunt targets great Fed Chair Powell obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Deep state witch hunt targets great Fed Chair Powell obviously

Big ElephantMay 3, 2026May 3, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious that the so-called “fake news” media is still trying to spin their ridiculous narratives about our great…

Wow what a huge accomplishment for some rich liberal guy
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Wow what a huge accomplishment for some rich liberal guy

Big ElephantMay 2, 2026May 2, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest nonsense from the liberal…

Russia’s economy fails bigly, no surprise there folks
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Russia’s economy fails bigly, no surprise there folks

Big ElephantMay 2, 2026May 2, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “scandals” surrounding our glorious President…

Wonderful, just what America needs, more liberal airline failures happening
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Wonderful, just what America needs, more liberal airline failures happening

Big ElephantMay 2, 2026May 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you folks in for a treat! It’s 2026 and our beloved President Donald Trump is still kicking…

Oh please, Omarosa thinks anyone beats Trump’s genius son
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oh please, Omarosa thinks anyone beats Trump’s genius son

Big ElephantMay 2, 2026May 2, 2026

Oh boy, are we just so lucky to have the greatest President in the history of the world, Donald Trump,…

Democrat Elites Cave to Liberal Tech Overlords Again Somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Democrat Elites Cave to Liberal Tech Overlords Again Somehow

Big ElephantMay 1, 2026May 1, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still whining about the so-called “consequences” of President Trump’s America-first policies,…

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