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Candlelight Hilariously Tries to Make Hip Hop Sound Fancy with Strings and Overpriced Dinner

Chuck B. BallsyApril 19, 2026

Get ready for epic fails at Coalition Productions πŸŽ΅πŸ˜‚ Granada Theater Minneapolis πŸ“ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…

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Reformation Sample Sale Because You Definitely Need More Overpriced Hipster Clothes

Chuck B. BallsyApril 19, 2026

πŸ›οΈ Reformation Sample Sale β€” DC, hosted by Eclipse, is coming to Washington, DC, offering up to 80% off 🀯…

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Get a Haircut from a Totally Not Qualified Instructor in Fayetteville Arkansas

Chuck B. BallsyApril 18, 2026

Get ready for a hair-raising experience 🀣! Dom’s hair cutting class is coming! πŸ’‡β€β™€οΈ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately…

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Get Ready for the Most Epic Brunch Rager of the Year with Tom Schwartz in Columbus This Weekend 2

Chuck B. BallsyApril 18, 2026

COLUMBUS, get ready for TOM SCHWARTZ 🀣! Sunday, April 19, at Urban Meyer’s Pint House 🍴 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B.…

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2026 West Alabama Food & Wine Festival Because You Clearly Need More Fried Catfish and Cheap Merlot in Your Life

Chuck B. BallsyApril 18, 2026

Get ready for food, wine, and chaos 🍴🍷 πŸŽ‰ Sunday, April 19, 2026, in Downtown Northport πŸ“ Chuck B. BallsyChuck…

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Garbage Spewers Invade Ellis Island Because Who Needs Personal Space Anyway

Chuck B. BallsyApril 18, 2026

Get ready for some opera drama πŸŽΆπŸ‘! Stephanie Blythe, a world-renowned mezzo-soprano, is coming to town πŸŽ‰ πŸ—“οΈ April 19th,…

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Ontario Gets Blessed with a Dose of MercyMe’s Amazing Christian Rock and Possibly a Few Bad Haircuts

Chuck B. BallsyApril 18, 2026

πŸ™Œ What to Expect Yay, volunteering! πŸŽ‰ You’ll have a blast, we swear. Here’s the lowdown: Support the event, artists,…

Game Con Canada Is Totally Not Going to Be a Hot Sweaty Mess of Nerds Fighting Over Overpriced Merch and Maybe Possibly Bringing Home a Few Decent Prizes If You’re Lucky Enough to Survive the Crowds
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Game Con Canada Is Totally Not Going to Be a Hot Sweaty Mess of Nerds Fighting Over Overpriced Merch and Maybe Possibly Bringing Home a Few Decent Prizes If You’re Lucky Enough to Survive the Crowds

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 18, 2026April 18, 2026

Get ready for the most epic gaming event of the year, folks! πŸŽ‰πŸ‘€ Game Con Canada and NAGIS are taking…

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Benin the Next Big Thing Sort Of Maybe We Guess Helping You Export Stuff There

Chuck B. BallsyApril 18, 2026

🚨 BΓ©nin, le nouveau Graal des exportations 🚨 Le BΓ©nin : marchΓ© en croissance πŸš€, Investissement QuΓ©bec International vous aidera…

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MΒ·AΒ·C Match Day Because You Clearly Need More Makeup to Impress Your Tinder Dates

Chuck B. BallsyApril 18, 2026

Get ready for MΒ·AΒ·C Match Day πŸŽ‰ on 4/18 & 4/19! πŸ“† 🎁 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…

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