Comics That Became Franchises Because Who Needs Original Ideas Anyway
Comic books have a weird habit of morphing into gigantic, unstoppable forces that leave everyone speechless 🤯. A character emerges,…
Day: June 4, 2026
TAYLOR MOMSEN Reveals The Shocking Truth About Why THE PRETTY RECKLESS Doesn’t Use Backing Tapes Or Click Tracks Live
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤩 THE PRETTY RECKLESS frontwoman Taylor Momsen just spilled the…
Traitor Fitzpatrick to shield Deep State from accountability somehow
Wow, can you believe the utter nonsense that the fake news media is spewing out nowadays? I mean, it’s 2026…
Phoebe Bridgers Concertgoer Dips Into Bathroom To Snort Line Of Zoloft
      The post Phoebe Bridgers Concertgoer Dips Into Bathroom To Snort Line Of Zoloft appeared first on The Onion.    The…
Average Slayer Fan Reacting to Criticism 🔫
Slayer Haters Have 3 Seconds to Explain Themselves 😤 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…
Trump Orders Advanced Federal Review Of Frontier AI Models
      President Donald Trump signed an executive order for AI companies to provide the federal government early access to their…
40-Year Old Man Now Spends Inordinate Amount Of Time Researching Electrolytes
   SAN ANTONIO, TX — Sources confirmed that local 40-year-old Marcus Harper officially entered the developmental stage of adulthood characterized…
Department Of Labor Cracks Down On People Getting Paid For Work
      WASHINGTON—Adopting a tougher stance against the increasingly widespread form of workplace corruption, U.S. Department of Labor officials announced plans…
VOIVOD’s New Concept Album Will Probably Change Your Life Forever and Definitely Won’t Be Delayed Again Until At Least 2030
In a shocking turn of events, VOIVOD’s drummer and founding member Michel “Away” Langevin has revealed that the band’s upcoming…
Because You Clearly Haven’t Heard Enough of Purple Rain Yet Prince Estate Digs Up Some More Old Stuff to Sell You Timeless
The Prince Estate has just announced the release of Timeless, a new posthumous Prince album, in partnership with Legacy Recordings.…