Skip to content
https://jackal.today/

Jackal.Today satirical news site

Jackal.Today satirical news site

  • Home
  • Breaking
    • Live
    • Sport News
  • Spin the fake!
  • Elephant Reads CNN
  • The Orange Oracle
  • Videos
  • Movie News
  • Music News
    • Phil Anselmo Daily Grimaces
  • Games News
  • Jackal Research Division
  • Editorial
    • Advertise with us!
    • About Satirical Fake News Site Jackal.Today
    • Agreements and Personal data
    • Terms and Conditions
    • Opt-out preferences
    • Contact the editorial team
    • Authors

Category: Live

Boulder Library Officially Declares War on Hair with Extinction-Level Brush Off
Live

Boulder Library Officially Declares War on Hair with Extinction-Level Brush Off

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

The official guide to finding the most awkward networking opportunities at Boulder Public Library. On Sunday, Jan 25 from 1…

Live

Cathedral Concert: Amadeus Concert Ensemble

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

🚨 KNOXVILLE’S 100th ORGAN EXTRAVAGANZA 🚨 Brace yourselves for the Cathedral Concert Series’ 100th flex! They’re dusting off the massive…

Revenge of the Roller Rink: Minnesota Deaf Community’s Wheels of Fury Silently Conquer the Floor
Live

Revenge of the Roller Rink: Minnesota Deaf Community’s Wheels of Fury Silently Conquer the Floor

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

Mark your calendars for February 22, 2025, at the Brooklyn Park Roller Dome (560 85th Ave N, Minneapolis) where MN…

Xavier University Spends Millions on a Party for Being Old While Students Still Pay Off Loans
Live

Xavier University Spends Millions on a Party for Being Old While Students Still Pay Off Loans

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

Event ended: Centennial Celebration for Xavier University — Queen City Style. Sunday, Jan 25 from 2:30 pm to 6:30 pm…

The Stop Motion Plant January Salon: Because Staring at Plants Isn’t Weird Enough Anymore
Live

The Stop Motion Plant January Salon: Because Staring at Plants Isn’t Weird Enough Anymore

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

Mark your calendars for Sunday, January 25, 2026, at 7:00 PM! The Stop Motion Plant is hosting a “Salon” at…

Live

85% Sold Out Ken-Y Live Concert and Pre-Valentine’s Day Weekend

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

Get ready for Ken-Y Live in concert at Stereo Nightclub Chicago! CNE, LME, & Stereo Nightclub Present Ken-Y, singing all…

B&N Hosts Kerri Maniscalco to Prove We Still Really Need a Throne of Glass
Live

B&N Hosts Kerri Maniscalco to Prove We Still Really Need a Throne of Glass

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

🚨 IMPORTANT UPDATE: Your weekend is booked! 🚨 On Thursday, February 12 at 7PM ET, prepare your eyeballs for a…

Florida Man Discovers Qur’an Is Not a New UberEats Menu, Causes Nationwide Confusion
Live

Florida Man Discovers Qur’an Is Not a New UberEats Menu, Causes Nationwide Confusion

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

Get ready, Portland! 🎤 The Qur’an Tour is rolling into Smith Memorial Student Union on January 25 for a 4-hour…

AFC & NFC Championship Sunday Sleepover Where Everyone Pretends to Watch Football While Crying About Refs
Live

AFC & NFC Championship Sunday Sleepover Where Everyone Pretends to Watch Football While Crying About Refs

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

Break out the flannel, because football is finally ready to #FigureYoShitOut. 🏈 On Sunday, January 25, 2026, the Underpass Lounge…

Destrave Seu Potencial (Comprando Nosso Curso de R$ 997 Para Falar Onde Você Coloca a Máscara de Oxigênio)
Live

Destrave Seu Potencial (Comprando Nosso Curso de R$ 997 Para Falar Onde Você Coloca a Máscara de Oxigênio)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

🚫 Autossabotagem em 27 de janeiro às 19h30? Isso é coisa da sua cabeça! 🧠 Esqueça a palestra “Use os…

Posts pagination

Previous 1 … 144 145 146 … 343 Next

Latest posts

  • DOJ Develops Pathway To Restore Gun Rights To Felons
  • Rip Current Interrupted By Unscheduled Act Of Heroism
  • Nevada Governor Declares Emergency Because Hawk Fire Refuses to Chill
  • THE ORACLE SPEAKS: DJT blasts Canada over tariffs and statehood demands
  • ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Mark Levin claims blue states are sabotaging citizens nationwide

Editorial
Ads cut
Advertise with us

Introducing Jackal.Today: The Advertising Empire You’ve Always Dreamed Of!

Finn October 8, 2024
Editorial
Editorial 2026 main
Breaking, Editorial

Jackal Today’s New Year Message: We Hope 2026 Finally Stops Plagiarizing Our Satire as Breaking News

Finn December 31, 2025
August 2026
S M T W T F S
 1
2345678
9101112131415
16171819202122
23242526272829
3031  
« Jul    
Copyright © 2026 Jackal.Today satirical news site | Spotlight News by Ascendoor | Powered by WordPress.