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The Longest Night: Pam Grossman & Janaka Stucky Summon the Solstice with More Drama Than a Winter Storm
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The Longest Night: Pam Grossman & Janaka Stucky Summon the Solstice with More Drama Than a Winter Storm

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 18, 2025

Attention, mystical misfits and cosmic couch potatoes! ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŒ™ This online Winter Solstice Zoom fest promises to be the most magical…

Wrigleyville NYE Crawl: 15 Bars, 1 Night, Zero Chances of Surviving 2026
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Wrigleyville NYE Crawl: 15 Bars, 1 Night, Zero Chances of Surviving 2026

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 17, 2025

๐Ÿšจ The worldโ€™s most ambitious bar-hopping experiment descends on Wrigleyville! ๐Ÿšจ 15+ bars, free food, DJs, and a champagne toastโ€”all…

Chicago NYE 2026 Bar Crawl โ€“ Where Wrigleyville Becomes a Drunken Time Machine
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Chicago NYE 2026 Bar Crawl โ€“ Where Wrigleyville Becomes a Drunken Time Machine

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 17, 2025

๐Ÿšจ LAST CALL FOR GLORY! ๐Ÿšจ Chicago’s infamous “Wrigleyville Crawl” returns, offering 15+ bars, free grub, and questionable life choices.…

FLIRT FRIDAYS SEVEN MIDTOWN where the only thing hotter than the weather is the awkward small talk
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FLIRT FRIDAYS SEVEN MIDTOWN where the only thing hotter than the weather is the awkward small talk

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 17, 2025

Atlantaโ€™s elite gather every Friday at Seven Midtown to sip $20 cocktails, admire their reflections in newly polished floors, and…

FLIRT FRIDAYS SEVEN MIDTOWN Where Even Your One-Night Stands Have a Commute
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FLIRT FRIDAYS SEVEN MIDTOWN Where Even Your One-Night Stands Have a Commute

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 17, 2025

๐Ÿšจ ATTENTION ATLANTA! ๐Ÿšจ Seven Midtown is OPEN and judging your fashion choices every Friday! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿธ Yes, that’s right –…

5-Tage-Online-Retreat 2026 โ€“ Endlich frei sein, ohne das Sofa zu verlassen
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5-Tage-Online-Retreat 2026 โ€“ Endlich frei sein, ohne das Sofa zu verlassen

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 17, 2025

Den Weg zur inneren Freiheit gehen โ€“ endlich mal was kostenlos gibt! ๐Ÿง˜โ€โ™€๏ธโœจ Also, du sitzt da, starrst ins Nichts…

STEEL PANTIER Has Put On Their Pants And Will Be Touring Europe In 2026
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STEEL PANTIER Has Put On Their Pants And Will Be Touring Europe In 2026

Chord F. DiscordDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

Attention, mortals! The glitter apocalypse is coming โ€” and itโ€™s wearing a leather jacket two sizes too small. STEEL PANTHER,…

OCN NI Quality Assurance Training: Because Even Trolls Need Certificates
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OCN NI Quality Assurance Training: Because Even Trolls Need Certificates

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 17, 2025

Calling all wannabe quality police! ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ OCN NI is offering FREE training to become an Internal Quality Assurer – because…

Aren’t You Too Old for Blankets: Autistic Adults Gather to Discuss Why They’re Not
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Aren’t You Too Old for Blankets: Autistic Adults Gather to Discuss Why They’re Not

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 17, 2025

๐Ÿšจ BREAKING: Neurotypicals Banned from Our Secret Autistic Society Meetings (jk, youโ€™re still invitedโ€ฆ but behave) ๐Ÿšจ Cue the confetti…

Divine Customer Support Line Open for Your Bodyโ€™s Warranty Claims
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Divine Customer Support Line Open for Your Bodyโ€™s Warranty Claims

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 16, 2025

๐ŸšจSICK AND TIRED OF BEING SICK? Jesus is booking appointments! ๐Ÿ“… First Sunday of the month at 6:30pmโ€”Healing services with…

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