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Alfreda’s Washed-Up Cinema: 1988 Called, Wants Its Film Back in Lefferts
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Alfreda’s Washed-Up Cinema: 1988 Called, Wants Its Film Back in Lefferts

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2025

**Alfreda’s Cinema** proudly presents: “One Hand Don’t Clap” (1988). Lefferts Historic House, 452 Flatbush Ave, Brooklyn, 11225. Sept 6, 8PM.…

USC vs SCSU: R&B Edition Disasterclass
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USC vs SCSU: R&B Edition Disasterclass

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2025

**OMG! 😱 No ball caps? 🧒 Athletic gear? 🎽 Work boots? πŸ₯Ύ Seriously? Fashion-forward sneakersπŸ‘Ÿ are OK if you dress…

Riot’s Comedy Hour: Prepare for Mediocrity
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Riot’s Comedy Hour: Prepare for Mediocrity

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2025

Houston, get ready to LOL! πŸ€ͺ Riot Comedy Club is THE place for epic date nights or meeting new peeps!…

Pregame? More Like Drunk-Game
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Pregame? More Like Drunk-Game

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2025

**OMG, you can’t wear a ball cap?! 🧒🚫 Athletic gear? πŸƒβ€β™€οΈπŸ’¨ Work boots?! πŸ₯ΎπŸ˜­ At this place, fashion is law!…

FORBIDDEN PLANET: More Like FORBIDDEN TO WATCH AMIRITE
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FORBIDDEN PLANET: More Like FORBIDDEN TO WATCH AMIRITE

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2025

OMG! πŸ’„ Sept 6, 6PM, Forbidden Planet (1956), dir. Fred M. Wilcox. Before Star Trek? Groundbreaking? πŸ™„ Robby the Robot?…

Neo Soul Night: Prepare to Be Underwhelmed
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Neo Soul Night: Prepare to Be Underwhelmed

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2025

**Neo Soul Night SA!** πŸ˜‚ Get ready to VIBE on August 16, 2025, 9:00 PM at The Block SA, 14530…

Symphony X Launches Highly Anticipated (by Whom?) 2025 North American Tour in Stroudsburg, PA (Seriously?)
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Symphony X Launches Highly Anticipated (by Whom?) 2025 North American Tour in Stroudsburg, PA (Seriously?)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

SYMPHONY X, the geriatric prog metal dinosaurs πŸ¦–, lumbered onto the stage last night (or whenever it was – who…

Winds of Plague to Drag Their Corpse Out for One Last Cash Grab in 2025, Prepare to Yawn
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Winds of Plague to Drag Their Corpse Out for One Last Cash Grab in 2025, Prepare to Yawn

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

OMG! 😱 The symphonic deathcore gods, WINDS OF PLAGUE, are crawling out of their crypts! Yes, you heard it right,…

Fault Lines: A Documentary for People Who Like to Blame Earth
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Fault Lines: A Documentary for People Who Like to Blame Earth

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 4, 2025

**OMG! South Bay Forward is hosting a screening of “Fault Lines” about California’s housing crisis at Pacific Unitarian Universalist Church!…

Walt Disney World Announces Things (As If We Care) During Play β€˜n Preview (Yawn)
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Walt Disney World Announces Things (As If We Care) During Play β€˜n Preview (Yawn)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

So, CGM (whoever they are πŸ€”) graced Walt Disney World’s Play ‘n Preview event with their presence (third row, no…

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