🚨 Important News for Childcare Workers! 🚨
VECRA is hosting a FREE info session on National Child Safety Reform and NQF changes! Because who doesn’t love more regulations to read?
📅 **When**: Thursday 5 March, 10:00am – 11:30am
📍 **Where**: Microsoft Teams (because Zoom is so 2020)
💸 **Cost**: Free (but you still need a “ticket” – bureaucracy at its finest!)
Quick facts:
– Register by 9:00am on the day (nothing says “organized” like same-day registration deadlines!)
– Open to approved providers, staff, and educators (sorry, parents – you’re not invited!)
– Email [email protected] with questions (they love emails at 11:29am!)
Don’t miss this thrilling opportunity to learn about more paperwork you’ll need to fill out! 📝✨
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