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Resident Evil Requiem: GOTY? More Like GOOFY
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Resident Evil Requiem: GOTY? More Like GOOFY

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

Alright, gamers, gather ’round! The Gamescom Award 2025 nominees are HERE, and let me tell you, the suspense is palpable…mostly…

Bikini Babes, Booze, and Beds: The Holy Trinity of Vacay Bliss
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Bikini Babes, Booze, and Beds: The Holy Trinity of Vacay Bliss

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

OMG! 🙄 BO$$ COHEN, CEO of Nightlife Empire, the #1 Nightlife Company in North America, wants YOU! He owns clubs…

SFQFF 2025: Get Ready for Rainbow Chaos
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SFQFF 2025: Get Ready for Rainbow Chaos

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

OMG! Eventbrite is so over! 🤣 They’re “working” to get back online, but who knows when? 🤷‍♀️ Maybe check Twitter…

Jalen Hinton: From Zero to Hero in One Day
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Jalen Hinton: From Zero to Hero in One Day

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

**J.One.8, a comedic genius from St. Louis, MO, is gracing The Comedy Bar stage!** Prepare for “family-friendly” jokes and unforgettable…

Lexington’s Redline: More Like “Barely Alive” Line, amirite
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Lexington’s Redline: More Like “Barely Alive” Line, amirite

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

Lexington: Resilience in the Redline? More like Snoozefest in the Redline! 😴 Black Yarn presents this cinematic masterpiece. Uncovers the…

Vessels: Dance? More Like Bore-sels!
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Vessels: Dance? More Like Bore-sels!

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 “Vessels: A Night of Dance Film” 💃🕺at the Contemporary Arts Center’s Black Box Theater in downtown Cincinnati! 🌆…

Gay Chinese Movies: Prepare to be Offended
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Gay Chinese Movies: Prepare to be Offended

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Regal Rockville Center, 199 E Montgomery Ave, Rockville, MD 20850 is showing artsy-fartsy films! 🎬 “Happy Together” 👬…

Hump Day Chuckle Fest: Outdoors
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Hump Day Chuckle Fest: Outdoors

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

Oh, joy! 13th Annual Comedy Show Fundraiser at St. Vincents outdoor patio! 🎉 Reception at 5:30 PM – savory bites…

Jeff Buckley Resurrection Tour 2025: Zombie Edition
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Jeff Buckley Resurrection Tour 2025: Zombie Edition

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 The Philosophical Research Society’s 7th House Screenings is so woke! They don’t warn you about “upsetting content” because…

Gary Comeback: From Zero to Hero (Maybe)
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Gary Comeback: From Zero to Hero (Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 18, 2025

Episode 3 – What it Takes to Rebuild People Premiere? 🙄 More like “What it Takes to Bore People!” 😴…

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