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Oak City Indie Games 2025: Prepare for Disappointment
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Oak City Indie Games 2025: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Oak City Indie Games: a yearly event showcasing NC (and East Coast now? 🤷‍♀️) indie games. Let’s play…

WSSU Homecoming: Hookah-puffing on Sofas in ‘1892
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WSSU Homecoming: Hookah-puffing on Sofas in ‘1892

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**OMG!** 🙄**The LEGENDARY GROUP & 712 VOKDA presents: #LOUNGE1892!** 🥂**Old skool dancefloors? NO MAS!** 🤣 **WSSU HOMECOMING for 30+ preferred…

Gateway Show: Finally, a Comedy Show for Stoners
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Gateway Show: Finally, a Comedy Show for Stoners

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Comedians TRY to be funny, get baked AF at a SECRET location, then FAIL at more jokes!** 😂…

On the Run: Watch if You Dare
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On the Run: Watch if You Dare

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**OMG! On The Run is here!** 🤣 Tabitha Jordan is *Anna*, a mom in a broken world. 🙄 Olive Raine…

WSSU Homecoming: A DJ Cleve Show Interrupted by a Ram Reunion
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WSSU Homecoming: A DJ Cleve Show Interrupted by a Ram Reunion

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**IT’S OFFICIAL!👴🏻 BOSSMAN ENT, FAB 5, KYLE AND TAP ARE THROWING A KICKOFF PARTY! 🎉 Remember Village Inn Friday Nights?…

Cactus Blossoms or Just Prickly Overhyped Duds? Film Fest Debacle Incoming
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Cactus Blossoms or Just Prickly Overhyped Duds? Film Fest Debacle Incoming

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Prepare for the Square Lake Film Showcase w/ The Cactus Blossoms at Stillwater River Boats, October 17, 2025,…

RAM DAY 2025: Roaring Good Time or Epic Fail? You Decide
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RAM DAY 2025: Roaring Good Time or Epic Fail? You Decide

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**OMG! 😱 RAM DAY 2025 “SKYFALL” IS HERE! 🗓️ FriDAY, October 17th, 4 PM-8:30 PM @ROAR- 633 N Liberty St,…

Game-A-What-Now?? NYC’s “Largest” Dev Showcase (as if you care)
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Game-A-What-Now?? NYC’s “Largest” Dev Showcase (as if you care)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**🎮🔥 Game-A-Palooza – Fall 2025 🔥🎮. Play 60+ games 🕹️ before they flop! 🤣 Saturday, October 18, 2025, at Hana…

WSSU Homecoming: A bunch of has-beens and never-weres
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WSSU Homecoming: A bunch of has-beens and never-weres

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**OMG! 😱 KYLE AND TAP ARE BACK! Prepare for the lamest “SNL” (Saturday Night Live) EVER!💩 Crime Mob’s Diamond &…

Earth’s Greatest Enemy: LA Premiere – Prepare to be triggered
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Earth’s Greatest Enemy: LA Premiere – Prepare to be triggered

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Abby Martin’s back with “Earth’s Greatest Enemy”! 🤮 Exposing the U.S. military as the ultimate climate villain. 🤡**…

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