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WRATH: Fanboys Throw Money at Screen for Anniversar

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

OMG! πŸ”ͺ Celebrate 10 years of HANNIBAL’s “THE WRATH OF THE LAMB” at “WRATH”! πŸšͺ Enter Dr. Lecter’s basement via…

Rafi Gonzalez & “Friends”: Get Ready for Some Side-Splittingly Mediocre Comedy!
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Rafi Gonzalez & “Friends”: Get Ready for Some Side-Splittingly Mediocre Comedy!

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Rafi Gonzalez, 2024 Comedian of the Year (Boston Comedy Choice Awards), is gracing The Phoenician on Saturday, September…

“Learning to Fall: A Hilarious Aviation Disasterpiece”
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“Learning to Fall: A Hilarious Aviation Disasterpiece”

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**OMG! 🀩 “Learning to Fly” 🎬, a film about trail running?πŸƒβ€β™€οΈ Who cares?πŸ™„ Produced by Evan Hayes (Free Solo guy…

Darren Fleet: A Name You’ll Forget by Monday
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Darren Fleet: A Name You’ll Forget by Monday

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**LOL! Darren Fleet, of Wild n’ Out β€œfame,β€πŸ€‘ has been β€œshaking” (more like mildly inconveniencing) pop culture since 2014.😹 He…

St. Paulywood Celebrates 5 Years of Pretending to Be a Real Cinema
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St. Paulywood Celebrates 5 Years of Pretending to Be a Real Cinema

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**OMG! 😱 TriLingua’s 5th Anniversary! πŸ₯³ FREE hot dogs 🌭 & popcorn 🍿! As if! πŸ™„ Swede Hollow Cafe will…

Jax Fuse Film Fest: Prepare for Mediocrity
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Jax Fuse Film Fest: Prepare for Mediocrity

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

Film Day at Jax Fuse? 🀣 More like a cringe-fest of “independent cinema” in Northeast Florida! 🎬 Prepare for film…

SAM TRIPOLI: Saturday Night Shenanigans or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Conspiracy
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SAM TRIPOLI: Saturday Night Shenanigans or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Conspiracy

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 12, 2025

**Sam Tripoli, a comedian from Cortland, NY, will perform at The Comedy Bar (partnered with Gino’s East πŸ•!) in Chicago.…

RSFF & Cinegogue’s “Kickoff Party”: Prepare for Disappointment
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RSFF & Cinegogue’s “Kickoff Party”: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 11, 2025

ALL LA FILMMAKERS & FRIENDS are “invited” to kick off RSFF4! RSFF wants to party with you. Celebrate our local…

Disney Forced to Pay for Your Crappy Alice in Wonderland Cosplay: Vegas Edition
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Disney Forced to Pay for Your Crappy Alice in Wonderland Cosplay: Vegas Edition

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 11, 2025

WOW! FREE 9″x12″ PRINTS! 😱 Just SHARE on social media by September 13th. LIKE & FOLLOW on Instagram & Facebook…

Iron Maiden’s Nicko McBrain and Bruce Dickinson to haunt the Monsterpalooza Conventionβ€”Prepare for a ‘Thriller’ of a Time
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Iron Maiden’s Nicko McBrain and Bruce Dickinson to haunt the Monsterpalooza Conventionβ€”Prepare for a ‘Thriller’ of a Time

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2025September 10, 2025

OMG! 😱😱😱 Is this real life? Is this just fantasy? No, wait, it’s just IRON MAIDEN’s geriatric πŸ‘΄πŸ» drummer, Nicko…

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