Get ready to shake your black-clad booty at the ultimate party within a party! 💃🏾🕺🏾 The Pi Lambda Lambda – DMV Ques annual ALL Black Affair is here to save your Super Bowl weekend from being just another boring sports fest. 🏈😴 Mark your calendars for February 7, 2026, at the Hilton Alexandria Mark Center (5000 Seminary Road, Alexandria, Virginia) because this is where the real action is happening! 🎉
Starting with a pre-party takeover of the Finn & Porter Restaurant (because who doesn’t love food, drinks, and games?), DJ Honcho of Gold Boot Entertainment will set the tone for the evening. Then, brace yourself for multiple rooms of pure musical chaos: Old School Soul & Funk, R&B Classics, Current Hip Hop, Trap, Go-Go, and live music. 🎶 The Chocolate Factory Band will bring the heat in the Old School Room, while DJ Reece and DJ Honcho keep the Grown & Sexy and Turn Up Rooms popping. 🎧
Dress to impress in ALL BLACK attire (because nothing says “I’m here to party” like a monochromatic wardrobe) and don’t forget to book your discounted room at the Hilton. After all, you’ll need a place to crash after dancing the night away. 💤
Oh, and did we mention this is a fundraiser? Your ticket purchases and donations support the Pi Lambda Lambda Chapter, Omega Psi Phi Fraternity, Inc., which has been serving Prince William County and beyond since 2004. They’ve got scholarships, mentoring programs, and a knack for making a difference. So, you’re not just partying—you’re saving the world. 🌍
Ready to join the fun? Grab your tickets and hotel reservations here: ALL BLACK AFFAIR FUNDRAISER. Let’s make this Super Bowl weekend one for the books! 📖
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
