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Anna Przy: Gone Too Soon, Just Like My Motivation on Mondays
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Anna Przy: Gone Too Soon, Just Like My Motivation on Mondays

Chuck B. BallsyMay 31, 2025

**OMG! Anna Przy, a millennial 🤣, is storming mental health social media! She’s SOOOO not serious, a breath of fresh…

Gamerella’s Mentorship Program: Because Apparently Games Weren’t Confusing Enough Already
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Gamerella’s Mentorship Program: Because Apparently Games Weren’t Confusing Enough Already

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 31, 2025May 31, 2025

Oh, look, another “nonprofit” swooping in to “save” the gaming industry! 🙄 GAMERella, bless their little hearts, is launching a…

Phoenix Gets Barnum’d Again
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Phoenix Gets Barnum’d Again

Chuck B. BallsyMay 31, 2025

THE EVENT 🤡 Exclusive private screening at Pollack Tempe Cinemas (The coolest theater in Phoenix😎) DATE: Saturday, May 31st 2025…

Another Round of “Let’s Make Her Famous!” Starts Now
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Another Round of “Let’s Make Her Famous!” Starts Now

Chuck B. BallsyMay 30, 2025

**OMG! Let’s Help Her Win! Season 2 is dropping!** 🙄 Watch desperate female entrepreneurs beg for cash! Self-made “business leaders”…

Jax Taylor’s Brain: A Live Autopsy in Detroit
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Jax Taylor’s Brain: A Live Autopsy in Detroit

Chuck B. BallsyMay 29, 2025

Jax Taylor, unfiltered? 🤣 Join the dude from Vanderpump Rules and The Valley as he spills the tea on dating…

Anna Przy: Gone Too Soon, Just Like My Motivation on Mondays
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Anna Przy: Gone Too Soon, Just Like My Motivation on Mondays

Chuck B. BallsyMay 29, 2025

**Anna Przy, a comedian who thinks she’s funny, is gracing the stage! 🙄 She’s supposedly relatable, but probably just complains…

Bay Area Indie Fest: Where Dreams Go to Die (in 2025)
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Bay Area Indie Fest: Where Dreams Go to Die (in 2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 29, 2025

**OMG! Bay Area Indies 2025 Film Festival at Delancey Street Screening Room! 🤪 Get ready for indie films so bad,…

Monsterpalooza 2025: Screaming in Pasadena (Again?)
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Monsterpalooza 2025: Screaming in Pasadena (Again?)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 29, 2025

OMG! 😱MONSTERPALOOZA is STOMPING into The Pasadena Convention Center, 300 E Green Street, Pasadena CA 91101, MAY 30th – JUNE…

Crappy Art Shows Nobody Asked For, This Weekend Only
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Crappy Art Shows Nobody Asked For, This Weekend Only

Chuck B. BallsyMay 28, 2025

**OMG! 2025 is SO last year!** 🙄 Like, who even cares about Eventbrite in 2025? 🤣 They’re still stuck in…

Rooster Walk 15: Still Clucking After All These Years
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Rooster Walk 15: Still Clucking After All These Years

Chuck B. BallsyMay 21, 2025

**All passes on sale NOW!💸Low inventory on…air? Rooster Walk 15: May 22-25, 2025, Pop’s Farm, Martinsville, VA. 50 bands, 6…

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