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Steve Sweeney’s Stand-Up: Prepare for Laughter or Your Money Back (Just Kidding, No Refunds)
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Steve Sweeney’s Stand-Up: Prepare for Laughter or Your Money Back (Just Kidding, No Refunds)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Comedy Night with Steve Sweeney & Mark Riley at The Prince Restaurant, Saugus, MA! Doors open at 5:00…

Scream Your Lungs Out (and Annoy the Neighbors) at Melrose Rooftop Theatre
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Scream Your Lungs Out (and Annoy the Neighbors) at Melrose Rooftop Theatre

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Doors at 7:30 PM, movie at 8:30 PM! 🎬 Wireless headphones, beanbags, & cityscape views? 🌆 General Admission…

Neo Soul Night: Prepare to be Soul-Stirred (Maybe)
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Neo Soul Night: Prepare to be Soul-Stirred (Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

**Neo Soul Night SA 🤣? More like NO soul! 🗓️ Saturday, October 18, 2025, at 9:00 PM. 📍 The Block…

2Kold’s Lonely Hearts Balloon Pop Extravaganza
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2Kold’s Lonely Hearts Balloon Pop Extravaganza

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

OMG! POP THE BALLOON OR FIND LOVE : NEW YORK CITY, NY. EDITION!😱 Join the chaos at 921 East Tremont…

TwitchCon 2025: Prepare for Disappointment
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TwitchCon 2025: Prepare for Disappointment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 17, 2025October 17, 2025

Oh boy, strap yourselves in, folks! Dan Clancy, the overlord of Twitch, graced us with his presence at TwitchCon 2025,…

Brooklyn’s Got Jokes, Maybe Good Ones!
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Brooklyn’s Got Jokes, Maybe Good Ones!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

Prime-Time Comedy in Brooklyn! 😂 Eastville Comedy Club, 487 Atlantic Ave, Brooklyn, NY! Lineup “coming soon”! Maybe! 🤡 No drink…

After Hours: Prepare to be Bored on a Friday Night
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After Hours: Prepare to be Bored on a Friday Night

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

OMG!🙄 “Timeless classics” every Friday at 9 PM? 9640 S Tryon St unit k, Charlotte, NC 28273.🧐 Flavorful bites, mocktails…

Drowned Lands Brewery: Where Comedy Goes to Die (Laughing)!
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Drowned Lands Brewery: Where Comedy Goes to Die (Laughing)!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

OMG! Drowned Lands Brewery in Warwick, NY, 251 State School Road, Warwick NY 10990! 🤣 Next Stop Comedy, formerly Boston…

Drowned Lands Brewery: Where Your Jokes Go To Die
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Drowned Lands Brewery: Where Your Jokes Go To Die

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

OMG! Drowned Lands Brewery in Warwick, NY, 10990, is hosting a comedy night! 🤣 Get ready for “top” comedians (as…

2000+ People Crammed into Palm Beach Nightclub: Hollywood’s Latest Hostage Situation
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2000+ People Crammed into Palm Beach Nightclub: Hollywood’s Latest Hostage Situation

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 16, 2025

**D TOUR SATURDAYS @ Ivy Nightclub in West Palm Beach! 🌴Hollywood INVADES Palm Beach EVERY Saturday Night! Prepare for a…

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