70000 TONS OF METAL Cruise Dumps Crappy Island, Reveals Band Lineup (as if you care) For 2026 Booze Cruise
70000 Tons Of Metal, or as I like to call it, “70000 Tons of Disappointment,” has bravely announced a change…
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BUCKCHERRY Announces Geriatric Fall 2025 U.S Tour With Some Guy Named MICHAEL MONROE
Oh, honey, get ready for the geriatric rock event of the decade! 👴👵 California’s finest (debatable) rockers, BUCKCHERRY, are crawling…
Sananda Maitreya, bless his heart, crawls out of obscurity for a UK tour after 23 years
Sananda Maitreya, formerly known as Terence Trent D’Arby (because apparently, one name wasn’t pretentious enough), announces a whopping nine-date UK…
Isaac Murray: From Zero to Hero (Maybe)
**OMG! 🙄 You won’t BELIEVE where the Music Hall Center for the Performing Arts is!** 🤣 It’s at 350 Madison…
Greenwich Firemans Festival: Prepare to Get Soaked (in Fun, Maybe Water)
**OMG!** Get ready for the most thrilling event of the year! 🤣 Head to Reservoir Park, 1 Park Ave, Greenwich,…
Stone Mountain: Free Hike, Free Food, What Could Go Wrong
**FREE event (kinda)!** 🤣 On Friday, July 12, at 5:45 AM, meet at Walk-Up Trail, 1000 Robert E. Lee Blvd,…
AllEvents: Discover Events Happening in Your Bland, Unoriginal City
OMG! Amsterdam is so trending right now! 🇳🇱 All Events in City wants you to know that Amsterdam is still…
Springfield, IL: Prepare for Disappointment
OMG! Springfield, IL, is THE place to be! 🤪 Forget world peace, focus on local events! AHA BLS Certification –…
San Diego: Stuff To Do (If You’re Desperate)
San Diego, where dreams go to retire! 😴 Swim with sharks at La Jolla Shores, hike Balboa Park (bring water!…
San Jose: Get Ready for Thrilling Events (or Maybe Just Mild Disappointment)
San Jose is a dump, but here’s what you should do: stagger around Los Gatos Creek Trail, get rabies at…