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Category: Movie News

Hare Today, Gone Tomorrow: Dev Patel and Rosy McEwen’s Eardrums Get a Folk Horror Workout
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Hare Today, Gone Tomorrow: Dev Patel and Rosy McEwen’s Eardrums Get a Folk Horror Workout

FinnAugust 14, 2025August 14, 2025

Magnet Releasing, AKA Magnolia Pictures’ attempt to be edgy, has graced us with a trailer and poster for RABBIT TRAP,…

Thunderbolts’ Streaming Premiere Date Announced (As If You Care)
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Thunderbolts’ Streaming Premiere Date Announced (As If You Care)

FinnAugust 14, 2025August 14, 2025

Oh boy, another Marvel movie! 🙄 As if we didn’t have enough of those already. But wait, this one’s *different*.…

Jason Returns in Friday the 13th Short Film: Oh, the Horror
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Jason Returns in Friday the 13th Short Film: Oh, the Horror

FinnAugust 14, 2025August 14, 2025

Okay, so apparently Friday the 13th and that overgrown man-child, Jason Voorhees, have been battling it out in court like…

“The Man In My Basement” Trailer: Prepare for Willem Dafoe’s Oscar-Worthy Performance (as a Basement Dweller)
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“The Man In My Basement” Trailer: Prepare for Willem Dafoe’s Oscar-Worthy Performance (as a Basement Dweller)

FinnAugust 14, 2025August 14, 2025

Oh, honey, let’s talk about “The Man in My Basement,” because nothing screams “riveting cinema” like a dusty basement and…

Ryan Reynolds Drops Avengers Bomb, Internet Goes Full-On Deadpool Psycho
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Ryan Reynolds Drops Avengers Bomb, Internet Goes Full-On Deadpool Psycho

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

OMG! 😱 You guys are STILL talking about Deadpool joining the Avengers? Seriously? 🙄 Hasn’t Marvel milked that cow dry…

Ubisoft Milks Far Cry for TV Show, FX Desperate for Content
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Ubisoft Milks Far Cry for TV Show, FX Desperate for Content

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

Oh, great, another video game adaptation nobody asked for! 🙄 Apparently, Ubisoft, in their infinite wisdom (or maybe after one…

Zach Cregger’s Hilarious Take: Resident Evil Starring People You’ve Never Heard Of
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Zach Cregger’s Hilarious Take: Resident Evil Starring People You’ve Never Heard Of

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

**Oh, great, another “visionary” director, Zach Cregger of Weapons “fame,” is here to grace us with his “unique” take on…

Simon Pegg Clings to Fading Dream of ‘Star Trek 4,’ Bless His Heart
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Simon Pegg Clings to Fading Dream of ‘Star Trek 4,’ Bless His Heart

FinnAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

Oh, bless Simon Pegg’s heart! ❤️ He’s practically begging for another Star Trek movie! Someone get this man a tissue…

So, You Wanna Watch More Aliens, Huh, Nerd
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So, You Wanna Watch More Aliens, Huh, Nerd

FinnAugust 11, 2025August 12, 2025

Prepare your popcorn, butter that stuff UP, and settle in, buttercups, because Alien: Earth is about to grace our screens,…

TIFF 2025: Prepare Your Wallets, Film Snobs, The Criterion Collection’s Garage Sale Hits Canada
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TIFF 2025: Prepare Your Wallets, Film Snobs, The Criterion Collection’s Garage Sale Hits Canada

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 10, 2025August 10, 2025

Prepare yourselves, peasants! The illustrious Criterion Mobile Closet, a beacon of cinematic snobbery, is gracing the plebeian lands of TIFF…

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