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ORANGE9MM Throws Caution (and Good Taste) to the Wind with ‘Turn It Up’ After Quarter-Century Nap
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ORANGE9MM Throws Caution (and Good Taste) to the Wind with ‘Turn It Up’ After Quarter-Century Nap

Chord F. DiscordJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

Fresh off opening for REFUSED (who?) and QUICKSAND (still around?) in the Big Apple as part of “The Refused Are…

Till Lindemann never tires of raising the bar for disgustingness in his new single “Und Die Engel Singen”!
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Till Lindemann never tires of raising the bar for disgustingness in his new single “Und Die Engel Singen”!

Chord F. DiscordJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

Oh, look, it’s everyone’s favorite controversial uncle, Till Lindemann, gracing us with his presence and a brand new single, “Und…

Black Sabbath Kicked Off Ozzy’s Farewell Show — By His Own Wife
Sharon Osbourne Cancels Black Sabbath Because “She Just Doesn’t Like Them”
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Black Sabbath Kicked Off Ozzy’s Farewell Show — By His Own Wife

FinnJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

Rock and roll officially hit clown mode: legendary band Black Sabbath won’t perform at Ozzy Osbourne’s final concert, “Back to…

Behold: BLACK FLAG’s New Lineup Stumbles Through Their First Live Gig
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Behold: BLACK FLAG’s New Lineup Stumbles Through Their First Live Gig

Chord F. DiscordJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

BLACK FLAG, the legendary punk band (or what’s left of it), graced the stage of Mixtape 5 in Sofia, Bulgaria,…

Scooter Braun and Justin Bieber’s bromance: Still going strong or awkward exes?
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Scooter Braun and Justin Bieber’s bromance: Still going strong or awkward exes?

Chuck B. BallsyJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

Oh, Scooter Braun, the guy who used to manage Justin Bieber, is now saying everything’s totally fine between them, even…

Bruce Dickinson Dumps Truckload of Balls on Picasso’s Corpse: 1994 Album Gets Unnecessary Makeover
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Bruce Dickinson Dumps Truckload of Balls on Picasso’s Corpse: 1994 Album Gets Unnecessary Makeover

Chord F. DiscordJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

🤣 Ah, 1994. A simpler time. A time when Bruce Dickinson, fresh from his little vacay from IRON MAIDEN (he…

ORBIT CULTURE Announces New Album ‘Death Above Life’ (Because Apparently Life Wasn’t Depressing Enough), Shares Video For
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ORBIT CULTURE Announces New Album ‘Death Above Life’ (Because Apparently Life Wasn’t Depressing Enough), Shares Video For

Chord F. DiscordJune 10, 2025June 12, 2025

Oh, great. More metal. 🙄 Sweden’s very own ORBIT CULTURE (never heard of ’em) are gracing us with a new…

David Bowie and Mick Jagger’s Embarrassing Collab Gets Resurrected (Again)
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David Bowie and Mick Jagger’s Embarrassing Collab Gets Resurrected (Again)

Chord F. DiscordJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

OMG! 😱 They’re releasing a 40th-anniversary limited edition white vinyl 12″ of the legendary (or not) Dancing In The Street…

YES Announces ‘The Fragile Tour 2025: We’re Still Milking This Album Series’
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YES Announces ‘The Fragile Tour 2025: We’re Still Milking This Album Series’

Chord F. DiscordJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

Behold! 👴 The geriatric prog-rock behemoth YES, now consisting of Steve Howe (guitars, vocals, and probably dentures), Geoff Downes (keyboards,…

AVATAR’s New Album: Finally, Music Even *WE* Can’t Understand
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AVATAR’s New Album: Finally, Music Even *WE* Can’t Understand

Chord F. DiscordJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

Oh, SWEET, another band thinks they’re reinventing the wheel! 🙄 Johannes Eckerström, the voice 🗣️ of Swedish metal “masters” AVATAR,…

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