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BREAKING NEWS: GIANT TO REUNITE, OR HOW MELodic ROCK SURVIVED THE APOCALYPSE Frontiers Music Srl has officially announced that GIANT…
Oh look, Mike Portnoy is talking about Mike Mangini again. How shocking. It’s like watching your ex gush about their…
Alright, let’s get one thing straight: Erik Grönwall is back, baby! And not just back, but back with an album…
Move over, Marvel — Jesus Cop is here to save the world with blood, blasphemy, and probably a flamethrower Oh,…
ACID REIGN Returns to Melt Faces with “Daze Of The Week” – Because Apparently 2019 Wasn’t Confusing Enough U.K. thrash…
Oh no, not another marching band competition! 😩 As if the world needed more reasons for high school students to…
Well, well, well, look who’s crying foul now — Mick Mars, the guy who once shredded solos like a caffeinated…
Hold My Mop, Ringo: Sony Drops First Look at Beatles Biopic and the Internet Is Shooketh Sony Pictures has graced…
Pearl Abyss Drops Massive New Look at Crimson Desert, And It’s Basically Skyrim With Jetpacks Well, folks, Pearl Abyss just…
SEPULTURA Announces Final EP Title: “The Cloud Of Unknowing” Hold onto your leather pants, metalheads! SEPULTURA, the Brazilian/American metal legends…
