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Dave Mustaine: Actually a Fluffy Bunny? Chris Adler Spills the Tea
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Dave Mustaine: Actually a Fluffy Bunny? Chris Adler Spills the Tea

Chord F. DiscordMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

So, apparently, CHRIS ADLER, the guy who used to hit things for LAMB OF GOD (you know, that band your…

ZAKK WYLDE Predicts BLACK LABEL SOCIETY Will Still Be Alive (And Touring) By 2026
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ZAKK WYLDE Predicts BLACK LABEL SOCIETY Will Still Be Alive (And Touring) By 2026

Chord F. DiscordMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

So, Zakk Wylde, the man who apparently sleeps with a guitar instead of a teddy bear 🧸, has been flapping…

OMG! PAX East 2025 gonna unleash MORE wallet-draining cardboard crack with Final Fantasy MTG cards and ✨art✨ that’ll make you question all your life choices πŸ€ͺ
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OMG! PAX East 2025 gonna unleash MORE wallet-draining cardboard crack with Final Fantasy MTG cards and ✨art✨ that’ll make you question all your life choices πŸ€ͺ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups! Wizards of the Coast, those lovable enablers of cardboard crack addiction, decided to team up with…

Oh great, another director for the X-Men? πŸ™„ Prepare for more of the same, folks! 🍿🎬
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Oh great, another director for the X-Men? πŸ™„ Prepare for more of the same, folks! 🍿🎬

FinnMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

OMG! 😱 You guys will NOT believe this “news”! Apparently, Disney, in their infinite wisdom (or lack thereof πŸ€”), is…

Oh honey, Scissor Sisters are dusting off their old wigs and bedazzling their platform boots for a 20th anniversary cash grab of their debut album πŸ’…πŸ’ΏπŸ’°!
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Oh honey, Scissor Sisters are dusting off their old wigs and bedazzling their platform boots for a 20th anniversary cash grab of their debut album πŸ’…πŸ’ΏπŸ’°!

Chord F. DiscordMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

OMG! 😱 Can you believe it? It’s been a whole TWO DECADES since the Scissor Sisters graced (or, depending on…

Souheila Yacoub to star in ‘Evil Dead Burn,’ because apparently screaming at demons wasn’t traumatizing enough the first time 😈πŸ”₯
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Souheila Yacoub to star in ‘Evil Dead Burn,’ because apparently screaming at demons wasn’t traumatizing enough the first time 😈πŸ”₯

FinnMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

So, apparently, Hollywood hasn’t run out of ideas yet! They’re digging up the ‘Evil Dead’ franchise again, because, let’s face…

Oh, honey, did they *really* need to resurrect that rusty log truck for “Final Destination: Bloodlines”? πŸͺ΅πŸ’€πŸ˜‚
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Oh, honey, did they *really* need to resurrect that rusty log truck for “Final Destination: Bloodlines”? πŸͺ΅πŸ’€πŸ˜‚

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

Okay, buckle up buttercups, because Warner Bros. Pictures Canada is apparently REALLY trying to give us all heart attacks. With…

Oh no, Killing Floor 3 got delayed and the community whined, so now it’s dropping on July 24th – get ready for more Zeds and disappointment! πŸ€‘πŸŽ‰πŸ§Ÿ
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Oh no, Killing Floor 3 got delayed and the community whined, so now it’s dropping on July 24th – get ready for more Zeds and disappointment! πŸ€‘πŸŽ‰πŸ§Ÿ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

OMG! 😱 Tripwire Interactive, those lovable trolls, have finally decided when they’re unleashing *Killing Floor 3* upon us mere mortals!…

“Shadow Force”: More like “Shadow Farts,” am I right? πŸ’¨πŸŽ¬πŸ˜‚
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“Shadow Force”: More like “Shadow Farts,” am I right? πŸ’¨πŸŽ¬πŸ˜‚

FinnMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

So, “Shadow Force” got a 6.5/10? πŸ€” That’s like getting a participation trophy in the Olympics. But hey, at least…

Oh great, another “New Music Friday” where we’re all subjected to the same recycled garbage πŸ™„πŸŽΆπŸ—‘οΈ
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Oh great, another “New Music Friday” where we’re all subjected to the same recycled garbage πŸ™„πŸŽΆπŸ—‘οΈ

Chuck B. BallsyMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ It’s New Music Friday, AGAIN?! Like, who even listens to music anymore when you can just endlessly scroll…

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