Skip to content
https://jackal.today/

Jackal.Today satirical news site

Jackal.Today satirical news site

  • Home
  • Breaking
    • Live
    • Sport News
  • Spin the fake!
  • Elephant Reads CNN
  • The Orange Oracle
  • Videos
  • Movie News
  • Music News
    • Phil Anselmo Daily Grimaces
  • Games News
  • Jackal Research Division
  • Editorial
    • Advertise with us!
    • About Satirical Fake News Site Jackal.Today
    • Agreements and Personal data
    • Terms and Conditions
    • Opt-out preferences
    • Contact the editorial team
    • Authors

Category: The Onion

The Onion

Judge Delays Decision After Learning One Menendez Brother Always Lies, One Always Tells The Truth

December 5, 2024

    Read MoreThe OnionLOS ANGELES—Appearing stumped by the convicted murderers’ testimony, Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Michael Jesic reportedly delayed his…

The Onion

Hospital Sends Man Home With Loaner Dad While His Worked On

December 5, 2024

    Read MoreThe OnionSEATTLE—Saying the amenity was meant to ease any inconvenience caused by the disruption to his daily routine, Harborview…

The Onion

Standing Desk Celebrates 4th Year At Lowest Possible Setting

December 4, 2024

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post Standing Desk Celebrates 4th Year At Lowest Possible Setting appeared first on The Onion.  

The Onion

How The Trump Administration Will Carry Out Mass Deportation 

December 4, 2024

    Read MoreThe OnionPresident-elect Donald Trump pledged to fulfill his campaign promise of removing millions of undocumented immigrants in a “record-setting…

The Onion

Take The Cannoli

December 4, 2024

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post Take The Cannoli appeared first on The Onion.  

The Onion

Nation’s Mumblers March On Washington Demanding Something Or Other

December 4, 2024

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—With a half-whispered murmur of “Hey, hey, ho, ho, [inaudible] has got to [inaudible],” thousands of the nation’s…

The Onion

Jon M. Chu Defends Splitting ‘Wicked’ Into 230,400 Successive Images

December 4, 2024

    Read MoreThe OnionLOS ANGELES—Making his case that the story of Elphaba and Glinda was too big for one picture, director…

President Biden Pardons Son Hunter
The Onion

President Biden Pardons Son Hunter

December 3, 2024

    Read MoreThe OnionPresident Joe Biden pardoned his son Hunter, sparing him a possible prison sentence for federal felony gun and…

The Onion

Study: More Americans Buying Firearms To Defend Selves From Toddlers Who Found Their Guns

December 3, 2024

    Read MoreThe OnionThe post Study: More Americans Buying Firearms To Defend Selves From Toddlers Who Found Their Guns appeared first…

The Onion

Pros And Cons Of Eliminating The Department Of Education

December 3, 2024

    Read MoreThe OnionPresident-elect Donald Trump promised to abolish the U.S. Department of Education. The Onion examines the pros and cons…

Posts pagination

Previous 1 … 129 130 131 … 134 Next

Latest posts

  • Colombia’s Rock al Parque Turns 30 With Editors Ministry Mon Laferte
  • ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Supreme Court hands Trump major election integrity victory
  • ORACLE ALERT: Trump Unleashes Scott Bessent on Iran
  • THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 26 2026
  • ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 26 2026

Editorial
Ads cut
Advertise with us

Introducing Jackal.Today: The Advertising Empire You’ve Always Dreamed Of!

Finn October 8, 2024
Editorial
Editorial 2026 main
Breaking, Editorial

Jackal Today’s New Year Message: We Hope 2026 Finally Stops Plagiarizing Our Satire as Breaking News

Finn December 31, 2025
August 2026
S M T W T F S
 1
2345678
9101112131415
16171819202122
23242526272829
3031  
« Jul    
Copyright © 2026 Jackal.Today satirical news site | Spotlight News by Ascendoor | Powered by WordPress.