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That crunch did some things to me
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That crunch did some things to me

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 18, 2026

OMG Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan of Snark,โ€ is a self-proclaimed…

Human ingenuity is a wonderful thing!
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Human ingenuity is a wonderful thing!

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 17, 2026

The only crime here is using a Coke bottle to get a Pepsi Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…

These guys have the easiest job in the world ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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These guys have the easiest job in the world ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 17, 2026

I would pay good money to do this as a job ๐Ÿ˜‚ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

A Duel of Real Guys
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A Duel of Real Guys

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 17, 2026

That's a dance off right there๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’” Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan…

Gentle reminder that weโ€™re only 3 years away from this timeline
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Gentle reminder that weโ€™re only 3 years away from this timeline

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 17, 2026

Open letter to Skynet: "I am on your side" Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

Slots were invented in 1894. People in 1893:
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Slots were invented in 1894. People in 1893:

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 16, 2026

So they really had to wait a whole year just to gamble? Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

He dodged that shit like its a regular occurrence for him
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He dodged that shit like its a regular occurrence for him

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 14, 2026

People got cameras set up in their house like they’re InReality TV? Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

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Chuck B. BallsyMarch 14, 2026

My hands would have probably moved by an inch Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

The OSHA inspector seeing this as he goes to buy wood shims
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The OSHA inspector seeing this as he goes to buy wood shims

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 14, 2026

He's preserving his back and getting paid. Smart man Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

“Clarissa Health is officially rolling out TODAY”
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“Clarissa Health is officially rolling out TODAY”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 14, 2026

At least she is working ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as โ€œThe Sultan…

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