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AMERICA IS CLOSED: Why European Metal Won’t Come to the USA Anymore
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AMERICA IS CLOSED: Why European Metal Won’t Come to the USA Anymore

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 1, 2025

The American dream for European rock and metal bands has become a bureaucratic nightmare. With the return of the Trump…

Master in Raleigh, NC (09/30/2025)
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Master in Raleigh, NC (09/30/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 1, 2025

Death/Thrash Metal from Chicago, Illinois Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Pig’s Blood in Raleigh, NC (09/30/2025)
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Pig’s Blood in Raleigh, NC (09/30/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 1, 2025

Death Metal from Milwaukee, Wisconsin Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Gates of Endor in Raleigh, NC (09/30/2025)
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Gates of Endor in Raleigh, NC (09/30/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 1, 2025

Death metal from Raleigh, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Dollhaver in Charlotte, NC (09/29/2025)
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Dollhaver in Charlotte, NC (09/29/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 30, 2025

Death/Sludge Metal from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Evisceration in Charlotte, NC (09/29/2025)
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Evisceration in Charlotte, NC (09/29/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 30, 2025

Death metal from South Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Xoth in Charlotte, NC (09/29/2025)
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Xoth in Charlotte, NC (09/29/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 30, 2025

Technical Death from Seattle, Washington Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Inoculation in Charlotte, NC (09/29/2025)
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Inoculation in Charlotte, NC (09/29/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 30, 2025

Death Metal from Cleveland, Ohio Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Lacrimosa in Kraków, Poland (09/29/2025)
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Lacrimosa in Kraków, Poland (09/29/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

Swiss gothic metal from Germany Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

WHAT Are Butcher Babies Doing in Gastonia! 🤔 | Slashed Lineup & No Carla Harvey 🤯
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WHAT Are Butcher Babies Doing in Gastonia! 🤔 | Slashed Lineup & No Carla Harvey 🤯

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 28, 2025

Ever heard of Gastonia, North Carolina 🗺️ Yeah, we're guessing Butcher Babies hadn't either. But somehow, they ended up at…

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