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Tag: AC/DC

LIVE NATION heroically cancels AC/DC concert to protect Toronto from possibly getting rocked too hard
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LIVE NATION heroically cancels AC/DC concert to protect Toronto from possibly getting rocked too hard

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

I mean, it’s not like we’ve never seen a storm before, but apparently, the one that hit Toronto last week…

Dave Evans Still Exists Apparently And Released Something Called Loup Garou
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Dave Evans Still Exists Apparently And Released Something Called Loup Garou

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Oh boy, get ready for some exciting news that you’ve all been waiting for… or not. Dave Evans, the original…

Airbourne still somehow making music for people who think its 2007
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Airbourne still somehow making music for people who think its 2007

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🀯 Australian hard rockers Airbourne are back with a brand new self-titled…

Foo Fighters Finally Classy Enough To Deserve Orchestra
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Foo Fighters Finally Classy Enough To Deserve Orchestra

Chord F. DiscordAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🀯 FOO FIGHTERS just joined forces with the Los Angeles…

Chris Slade retires from drumming because 70 is the new 25 and he’s exhausted
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Chris Slade retires from drumming because 70 is the new 25 and he’s exhausted

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my Black Sabbath t-shirt πŸΊπŸ–€. Chris Slade, the legendary Welsh drummer who’s played…

Danko Jones somehow keeps straight face claiming his songs arent all identical
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Danko Jones somehow keeps straight face claiming his songs arent all identical

Chord F. DiscordAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Danko Jones, the frontman of the Canadian rock band, has confirmed that their next…

Hollywood Vampires Add 3rd Old Guy To Stage
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Hollywood Vampires Add 3rd Old Guy To Stage

Chord F. DiscordAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious rockstar nostalgia? 🀯 Because HOLLYWOOD VAMPIRES just kicked off their first…

Hypocrisy’s North American Tour Axed Because Paperwork Is Hard
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Hypocrisy’s North American Tour Axed Because Paperwork Is Hard

Chord F. DiscordAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my black metal t-shirt and I don’t even care because the news is…

Bruce Dickinson saves Poland from good music with orchestra tour
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Bruce Dickinson saves Poland from good music with orchestra tour

Chord F. DiscordAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic collaboration of the century? 🀯 I mean, who wouldn’t want…

AC/DC somehow still touring and people are still paying to hear the same 10 songs
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AC/DC somehow still touring and people are still paying to hear the same 10 songs

Chord F. DiscordJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

I mean, who needs new music when you can just play the same classics for the 100th time, right? πŸ™„…

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