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Tag: Ace Frehley

John 5 Spills the Tea: 3 Guitar Gods Who Didn’t Make Him Change His Mind About Anything, But Sounded Okay
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John 5 Spills the Tea: 3 Guitar Gods Who Didn’t Make Him Change His Mind About Anything, But Sounded Okay

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 27, 2025September 27, 2025

In a new interview with Christina Rowatt and Chris Enriquez of the We Wreck Records podcast, some guy named John…

Ace Frehley Hilariously Rejects KISS’s Desperate Plea for Relevance at Vegas Fan Event
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Ace Frehley Hilariously Rejects KISS’s Desperate Plea for Relevance at Vegas Fan Event

Chord F. DiscordAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

In a groundbreaking exposé with Guitar World magazine, the one and only, the totally irreplaceable, and definitely-not-bitter-about-being-kicked-out-twice Ace Frehley, the…

KISS Milks ‘Alive!’ For 50th Time: Prepare For More Unnecessary Reissues
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KISS Milks ‘Alive!’ For 50th Time: Prepare For More Unnecessary Reissues

Chord F. DiscordJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

🤪OMG!🚨 Get ready to open your wallets, KISS Army (and your gullible parents)!🤑 Apparently, some old dude named Eddie Kramer…

FEMME FATALE to Drop New Single ‘Living Like There’s No Tomorrow’ Next Week (Because Their Music Career Might End)
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FEMME FATALE to Drop New Single ‘Living Like There’s No Tomorrow’ Next Week (Because Their Music Career Might End)

Chord F. DiscordJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

FEMME FATALE, the band that refuses to die (much like cockroaches after a nuclear apocalypse) fronted by Lorraine Lewis, is…

Paul Stanley’s Super Official Totally Not Biased Ranking of the Only KISS Albums That Matter, According to Him
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Paul Stanley’s Super Official Totally Not Biased Ranking of the Only KISS Albums That Matter, According to Him

Chord F. DiscordJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

In a groundbreaking, earth-shattering, paradigm-shifting interview with Justin Richmond of the Broken Record podcast, the one, the only, the Starchild…

Gene Simmons Swears KISS Won’t Tour Again (Unless the Price is Right, LOL)
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Gene Simmons Swears KISS Won’t Tour Again (Unless the Price is Right, LOL)

Chord F. DiscordMay 12, 2025May 12, 2025

In a recent chat with some dude named Kyle Meredith (who?), Gene Simmons, the self-proclaimed God of Thunder (more like…

Witness Ace Frehley’s triumphant return to M3 Rock Festival 2025, where he’ll probably remember at least *one* song 🎸🔥🤡
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Witness Ace Frehley’s triumphant return to M3 Rock Festival 2025, where he’ll probably remember at least *one* song 🎸🔥🤡

Chord F. DiscordMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

Breaking News: Some Dude Filmed Ace Frehley at M3 Rock Festival! 🤣 We have obtained EXCLUSIVE (totally not shaky and…

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