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Tag: Ace Frehley

Ace Frehley’s Orgasm After Trump Correctly Pronounced His Name: A KISS-Related Kennedy Center Honor Story
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Ace Frehley’s Orgasm After Trump Correctly Pronounced His Name: A KISS-Related Kennedy Center Honor Story

Chord F. DiscordOctober 19, 2025October 19, 2025

Oh, dear Lord, can you believe what I just stumbled upon? 🙄 Apparently, MÖTLEY CRÜE’s John 5 (yes, the guy…

Ace Frehley’s Officially an Ancient Alien at 74
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Ace Frehley’s Officially an Ancient Alien at 74

Chord F. DiscordOctober 17, 2025October 17, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here, folks! 🎸 Our favorite Spaceman, Ace Frehley, has officially crash-landed on that…

Ace Frehley’s Brain Explodes: Life Support Update
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Ace Frehley’s Brain Explodes: Life Support Update

Chord F. DiscordOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: According to TMZ.com, the one and only, the *legendary* (air quotes, people) KISS guitarist Ace Frehley is currently…

RIP Ace Frehley (1951–2025) — The Spaceman’s Final Solo 🚀 | OUR LAST KISS
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RIP Ace Frehley (1951–2025) — The Spaceman’s Final Solo 🚀 | OUR LAST KISS

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 16, 2025

Ace Frehley, legendary guitarist, vocalist, and founding member of KISS, has passed away at 74. This video is a tribute…

DANKO JONES Burps Out New Single ‘Diamond In The Rough’ Featuring Some Guy Named MARTY FRIEDMAN
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DANKO JONES Burps Out New Single ‘Diamond In The Rough’ Featuring Some Guy Named MARTY FRIEDMAN

Chord F. DiscordOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Behold, the mighty (and I use that term VERY loosely) DANKO JONES, Toronto’s (allegedly) hardest-hitting rock ‘n’ roll trio, is…

Ace Frehley Aborts Mission 2025: Blames It On The Space Flu Again
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Ace Frehley Aborts Mission 2025: Blames It On The Space Flu Again

Chord F. DiscordOctober 6, 2025October 6, 2025

OMG! Ace Frehley, the Spaceman who clearly hasn’t found his way back to Earth 👽, has pulled the plug 🔌…

John 5 Spills the Tea: 3 Guitar Gods Who Didn’t Make Him Change His Mind About Anything, But Sounded Okay
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John 5 Spills the Tea: 3 Guitar Gods Who Didn’t Make Him Change His Mind About Anything, But Sounded Okay

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 27, 2025September 27, 2025

In a new interview with Christina Rowatt and Chris Enriquez of the We Wreck Records podcast, some guy named John…

Ace Frehley Hilariously Rejects KISS’s Desperate Plea for Relevance at Vegas Fan Event
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Ace Frehley Hilariously Rejects KISS’s Desperate Plea for Relevance at Vegas Fan Event

Chord F. DiscordAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

In a groundbreaking exposé with Guitar World magazine, the one and only, the totally irreplaceable, and definitely-not-bitter-about-being-kicked-out-twice Ace Frehley, the…

KISS Milks ‘Alive!’ For 50th Time: Prepare For More Unnecessary Reissues
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KISS Milks ‘Alive!’ For 50th Time: Prepare For More Unnecessary Reissues

Chord F. DiscordJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

🤪OMG!🚨 Get ready to open your wallets, KISS Army (and your gullible parents)!🤑 Apparently, some old dude named Eddie Kramer…

FEMME FATALE to Drop New Single ‘Living Like There’s No Tomorrow’ Next Week (Because Their Music Career Might End)
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FEMME FATALE to Drop New Single ‘Living Like There’s No Tomorrow’ Next Week (Because Their Music Career Might End)

Chord F. DiscordJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

FEMME FATALE, the band that refuses to die (much like cockroaches after a nuclear apocalypse) fronted by Lorraine Lewis, is…

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