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Tag: alternative rock

My Blue Hope in Gastonia, NC (09/27/2025)
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My Blue Hope in Gastonia, NC (09/27/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 28, 2025

Alternative rock from Monroe, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Echo & The Bunnymen Announce They’re Still Alive (Barely) Tour
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Echo & The Bunnymen Announce They’re Still Alive (Barely) Tour

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

🤡 Echo & The Bunnymen, those relics from a bygone era, have officially announced a “major” nationwide tour for 2026!…

Aerosmith and Who Now Team Up For a Song No One Asked For
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Aerosmith and Who Now Team Up For a Song No One Asked For

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

AEROSMITH’s geriatric rock god, Steven Tyler, and the one and only Joe Perry, who probably wandered into the studio by…

Pixies in Asheville, NC (09/10/2025)
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Pixies in Asheville, NC (09/10/2025)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 10, 2025

American alternative rock band from Boston, Massachusetts! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Tom Morello’s Rage Against the Machine Swan Song: More Like Rage Against the Geriatric Machine, Am I Right
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Tom Morello’s Rage Against the Machine Swan Song: More Like Rage Against the Geriatric Machine, Am I Right

Chord F. DiscordAugust 16, 2025August 16, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with Q101 (WKQX), that bastion of alternative rock owned by the ever-so-hip Cumulus Media, Tom Morello…

FILTER Dumps ‘All The Good’ Single From Upcoming ‘The Algorithm: Ultra Yawn’
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FILTER Dumps ‘All The Good’ Single From Upcoming ‘The Algorithm: Ultra Yawn’

Chord F. DiscordJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

🤣OMG! Platinum-selling, (allegedly) post-industrial/alternative rock pioneers FILTER (who?) are gracing us with their remixed and remastered NEW album, “The Algorithm:…

Wes Scantlin Promises New Album Will Make You Cry (Probably From Laughter)
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Wes Scantlin Promises New Album Will Make You Cry (Probably From Laughter)

Chord F. DiscordMay 11, 2025May 11, 2025

In a new interview with Mark Strigl, PUDDLE OF MUDD frontman Wes Scantlin, the only guy keeping the “Mud” afloat…

🎸 “Up From The Bottom” by Linkin Park: How the New Song Exploded in Adult Stores! 🔥
🚀 "Up From The Bottom" — The Track That Lifts More Than Just Spirits! 😏
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🎸 “Up From The Bottom” by Linkin Park: How the New Song Exploded in Adult Stores! 🔥

Chord F. DiscordMarch 28, 2025March 28, 2025

In the world of music, something incredible has happened — Linkin Park’s new song “Up From The Bottom” has become…

Courtney Love Withdraws UK Citizenship Application After Learning Britain Is the 51st U.S. State😡
Rock Star vs. Geography: Courtney Love's UK Citizenship Drama 🎸🌍 4️⃣
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Courtney Love Withdraws UK Citizenship Application After Learning Britain Is the 51st U.S. State😡

Chord F. DiscordMarch 18, 2025March 18, 2025

LONDON 🏰 — In a shocking (but not really) announcement, legendary rocker 🎸 Courtney Love has withdrawn her UK citizenship…

🎸 “We Are NOT Trash!” – U.S. Waste Collectors Outraged at Rock Band Garbage🗑️
😡 Garbage Workers Call for Boycott! “We Won’t Be Disrespected!”
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🎸 “We Are NOT Trash!” – U.S. Waste Collectors Outraged at Rock Band Garbage🗑️

Chord F. DiscordMarch 2, 2025March 2, 2025

The U.S. is on the verge of a garbage crisis, and the reason might shock you—it’s all because of the…

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