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Jack White Saves Twin Temple From Tour Ejection with New Gig
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Jack White Saves Twin Temple From Tour Ejection with New Gig

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026

Satanic doo-wop duo Twin Temple were kicked off of country singer Charley Crockett’s tour due to their Satanic imagery, only…

Linda Lindas Drop New Single Closer Featuring Hayley Williams
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Linda Lindas Drop New Single Closer Featuring Hayley Williams

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The Linda Lindas have announced a new album, Gotta Get Out, out on August 28th via Reprise/Warner Records. They’ve also…

Angine De Poitrine Vinyl Bundle Hits Shelves Now
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Angine De Poitrine Vinyl Bundle Hits Shelves Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026

Angine de Poitrine have built up their fanbase significantly over the last six months, and now, the Quebecois math rock…

Alabama Shakes Drops New Single I Feel Hope Coming
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Alabama Shakes Drops New Single I Feel Hope Coming

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Alabama Shakes have unveiled “I Feel Hope Coming,” the latest single from their forthcoming album I Must Be Dreaming. Stream…

Cage The Elephant Drops New Single Beaches in Tennessee Online Now
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Cage The Elephant Drops New Single Beaches in Tennessee Online Now

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Cage The Elephant have released the single, “Beaches in Tennessee,” their first new music in two years. Stream it below.…

B-52s Reissue Expanded Mesopotamia EP Produced by David Byrne
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B-52s Reissue Expanded Mesopotamia EP Produced by David Byrne

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The B-52s have announced an expanded edition of their David Byrne-produced 1982 EP, Mesopotamia, which restores the project to their…

Paris Jackson Drops New Album Happiest Day Of My Life
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Paris Jackson Drops New Album Happiest Day Of My Life

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Paris Jackson has announced her sophomore album, HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE, out on August 21st. HAPPIEST DAY OF MY…

Jack White Kicks Off North American Tour At 51
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Jack White Kicks Off North American Tour At 51

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It’s a big week for Jack White: He turns 51 today, kicks off a new North American tour tonight, and…

Protomartyr Sets Sights On 2026 North American Tour Dates
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Protomartyr Sets Sights On 2026 North American Tour Dates

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

Post-punk vets Protomartyr are headed back on the road for a fall 2026 North American tour, followed by a UK…

Tame Impala Kicks Off Deadbeat Tour In Miami With Epic Setlist
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Tame Impala Kicks Off Deadbeat Tour In Miami With Epic Setlist

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

Tame Impala kicked off the North American leg of their 2026 “Deadbeat Tour” at the Kaseya Center in Miami on…

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