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Tag: Animal Rights Activists

NYC Council Kicks De Blasio’s Dumb Carriage Ban to the Curb, Horses Celebrate with Victory Gallop
Breaking: Liberal Loonies Fail to Ban Central Park Horse Carriages! Another Victory for Freedom!
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NYC Council Kicks De Blasio’s Dumb Carriage Ban to the Curb, Horses Celebrate with Victory Gallop

Big ElephantNovember 15, 2025November 15, 2025

New York, folks, is still clinging to a shred of sanity! The radical left’s latest attempt to cancel a beloved…

“It’s Assault, Not an Appetizer!”: Anaconda Chokes on Jack Black, Sparks Lawsuit Against Columbia Pictures
Hollywood Scandal: Anaconda Refuses to Finish Jack Black, Calling Him "Toxic Fast Food"
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“It’s Assault, Not an Appetizer!”: Anaconda Chokes on Jack Black, Sparks Lawsuit Against Columbia Pictures

FinnSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

The film world has been rocked by a scandal that smells not just of multimillion-dollar lawsuits, but also of a…

BLACK SABBATH Recreated In LEGO Bricks Because Their Music Wasn’t Repetitive Enough
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BLACK SABBATH Recreated In LEGO Bricks Because Their Music Wasn’t Repetitive Enough

Chord F. DiscordJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Hold onto your dentures, metalheads! 🤘 The geriatric titans of heavy metal, BLACK SABBATH, have officially sold their souls to…

🎸🦇 Animal Rights Activists Rage as Ozzy Osbourne Plans to Devour Bats On Stage! 🔥🐾
🐉⚡ Bats, Metal & Mayhem: Black Sabbath’s «Final Show» Triggers Outrage! 🎶🦇
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🎸🦇 Animal Rights Activists Rage as Ozzy Osbourne Plans to Devour Bats On Stage! 🔥🐾

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 5, 2025February 5, 2025

BIRMINGHAM, UK — A legendary concert or an absolute madhouse? The original lineup of Black Sabbath — Ozzy Osbourne, Tony…

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